Author's note: I submit this chapter in memory of ben tover, aka h.s., aka Hank Snow.  We were working on the remaining parts of this story when he took ill.  He was also doing the editing which is why there has been such a long delay in posting the rest of this story.  Unfortunately, he never recovered.  I was able to recover these remaining chapters and am attempting to edit them.   I hope that you continue to enjoy his humor which borders on zany and his brilliance shown in his method to learn how to spell.  If this chapter brings a smile to your face please consider lighting a candle
 http://light-candle.com/collections/view/33456  in memory of Hank and say a little prayer that the Saints in Heaven are now enjoying the Hank Snow show and laughing the halos off!