by: Tyler Peel
© 2007 by the author
The author retains all rights. No reproductions are allowed without the author's consent.
Chapter 35
Boy Butter
"WAKE UP
EVERYONE... MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Luke yelled throughout the upstairs!
"Shut the hell up!" Derek yelled from his bedroom.
"Derek's up!" Luke yelled to Casey and they ran into Derek's bedroom jumping on
the bed between Derek and Tyler.
"I made you a present, Derek," Casey said.
"Mmmmm... really?" Derek said, still not opening his eyes.
"I hope its ear plugs," Tyler mumbled.
"Don't be a grouch on Christmas morning, Ty," Luke said, trying to tickle him.
"Santa Tyler is grouchy if he doesn't get his 55 hours of sleep each night,
Luke!" Tyler mumbled a warning.
"It's after five o'clock Ty! Get up!" Luke said.
"Oh no... what's your shirt say today?" Tyler asked and Luke spread it out wide
for Tyler to read. "When God made me, he was just showing off! Hahahaha," Tyler
laughed, and Luke grinned.
"Luke, nothing is funny at five in the morning," Derek said as he sat up and
rubbed his eyes. When he opened them Casey was sitting on his lap grinning and
bouncing up and down.
"Down boy! It's too early to bounce," Derek said, as Casey handed him a drawing.
"What do we have here?" Derek pondered.
"This is the house, and there is Mom and Dr. and Mrs. Anderson, and Tyler, Kyle,
Luke, Abbey, Mango, you and me!" Casey proudly said.
"And we are holding hands?" Derek asked smiling. Casey dropped down on Derek and
hugged him.
"I just wanted to say thank you for saving my Mom's life and giving us our new
family," Casey said.
Before Derek could say anything they all heard Tyler crying. "That's so
beautiful," Tyler said, peeking over Derek's shoulder.
Derek and Casey and Luke started laughing.
"Owwww! That hurt, Tyler," Derek said. "Casey that's what your brothers are here
for. Anything you need, anytime, you just call?"
"That'll teach you to laugh at me." Tyler said sitting up and wiping his tears
away. "C'mere Casey," Tyler called, giving him a hug and kiss. "Merry Christmas,
little brother."
"Looks like tissue expenses are going to rise in this house now," Luke said,
laughing, and Derek joined in. Tyler smirked.
"Well now that we are all up...," Luke began, and Tyler and Derek started
beating him with their pillows! Abbey jumped up on the bed and joined in trying
to lick Tyler's face.
"Will you guys shut up!" Kyle yelled from his room upon hearing the laughter in
Derek's room.
"Stop! Stop!" Luke cried with laughter, "Let's go wake Kyle up!"
"You guys go wake Kyle up and Derek and I will wait for you," Tyler said. Luke
and Casey jumped off the bed along with Abbey and ran into the bathroom and
stopped.
"Are you guys just going to lock the doors?" Luke asked with his hands on hips.
"Nooooooooooooooo." Derek said laughing. "See? I'm getting up to come along as
well." He said walking up to the bathroom door as Luke, Casey, and Abbey jumped
on to Kyle's bed. Derek quietly closed the bathroom door.
"Hahahaha," Tyler laughed. "That was so mean."
"Let's hope they aren't smart enough to realize that the bathroom door locks
from the inside," Derek said crawling on top of Tyler.
"Merry Christmas, boyfriend," Derek said.
"Go brush your teeth," Tyler said fanning the air in front of him.
"Go shave, Sasquatch!" Derek said.
"Make me!" Tyler said.
"We've got Church at 10 a.m.," Derek said.
"You win! I suppose I can't go naked then?" Tyler asked.
"If you're an Altar boy it's required!" Derek teased.
"Can I give your second gift since we are alone right now?" Tyler asked.
"Ummm okay?" Derek said and Tyler grinned and winked.
Tyler pulled out a wrapped box and gave it to Derek.
"What the hell is it? It weights a ton." Derek asked opening the paper and then
reaching inside the box. "It feels like a tub of drywall compound?" Derek said
as he pulled out the container to read it.
"BOY BUTTER?" Derek said, laughing hysterically. "You bought me a 16 oz. Jar of
Boy Butter?" Derek asked laughing as he fell backwards on the bed. He held up
the package and read the description. "Churn your love around? HAHAHAHA!"
Derek's laughter turned into a hacking cough.
"Oh my God! That is without question the funniest gift I've ever been given!"
Derek said, turning to look at Tyler, who wasn't laughing.
"Oh God... Oh God... I'm sorry. <Laughter> I didn't mean to be rude! I
apologize, it's just that I thought the lube I buy was fine for my ass?" Derek
asked, feeling really guilty until he looked at the label again and burst into
laughter. Tyler smiled, and didn't say a word.
Derek looked at Tyler again and snorted. "I'm so sorry! Really I am! I'm calm
now," Derek said but his giggle fit wouldn't quit.
"Are you mad at me?" Derek asked and then snorted again with laughter.
"No Derek I'm not mad. You didn't even ask what it was for?" Tyler said.
"Ummm... well... with the label and all... <snort> it's kind of self
explanatory... or if you will? Exploratory!" Derek said laughing again and
kicking his feet back and forth on the bed.
"I'm going to go have a shower and shave. When you settle down we can talk about
it," Tyler said very seriously.
"Doesn't this need to be in the fridge?" Derek barely got out of his mouth
before starting to laugh again. "Hmmm... I'm think it is probably good on Corn
on the Cob so it would be okay for corn holes? HAHAHAHA...," Derek laughed so
hard he held on to his stomach. Tyler was trying to hold back his laughter.
Derek jumped out of bed and ran up to Tyler. He stood facing him with their
faces only inches apart. He stared into Tyler's eyes and SNORTED. Derek put his
free hand on Tyler's shoulder to hold him still. "Okay... calming down...
better... better... butter! HAHAHAHA" Derek could hardly stay standing up.
Tyler lifted Derek's hand off of his shoulder and said, "It's not for your
ass... It's for mine!" Tyler said and turned and walked into the bathroom and
shut the door behind him.
"Huh?" Derek said with his mouth hanging open. Derek tried the doorknob but it
was locked. He heard the shower begin running. He tossed the jar of Boy Butter
on the bed and ran around through Kyle's room to enter the bathroom from his
side. Luke and Casey were busy wrestling with Kyle. The door was unlocked and
Derek entered quietly and then locked the bathroom door.
Derek dropped his boxers and slid the shower door open. Tyler looked over his
shoulder. Derek stepped into the shower and wrapped his arms around Tyler. "I'm
sorry Babe. I didn't mean to laugh," Derek said.
"I wasn't offended. It was pretty funny actually. Not as funny as Danny and Cody
at the airport, but still funny," Tyler said.
"So you are saying what I think you are saying?" Derek asked.
"It's my gift to us this Christmas." Tyler said as he turned to kiss Derek.
"Maybe we won't get all the way but I would like start tonight with you. I want
you to be my first and last Derek," Tyler said, kissing him.
"We better get out of here or two elves will be looking for us!" Tyler said
turning off the shower. Tyler shaved and they left the bathroom to get dressed.
Derek and Tyler arrived downstairs to smell of fresh coffee brewing. Linda and
Larry were slumped over on the counter. Luke and Casey had gone to the trouble
of looking after the place settings for breakfast. Kyle and Kathy had not come
downstairs yet.
"Good morning, Mom and Dad," Tyler said, sitting down at a barstool. Both Linda
and Larry raised their heads up off of the counter to look at them. Tyler and
Derek started laughing.
"Where's Kyle?" Luke yelled.
"Don't yell, Honey, please!" Linda said, holding her fingers to her temples.
"Where's Mom?" Casey demanded to know.
"She was smart enough to move up into the 3rd floor where you guys couldn't be
heard," Larry said with his eyes shut.
Derek looked at Tyler and smiled. Tyler grinned back. Derek noticed that the
knives and forks were set up backwards so he started correcting them. He checked
on all of the plates. "Good!" he said aloud.
He then checked for glassware, mugs, peanut butter, raspberry jam, and marmalade
for Mom then he stopped. His eyes bugged out and his mouth fell open. He stared
at Tyler until Tyler looked back at him.
Derek snorted. Tyler looked at him and Larry and Linda opened their eyes after
hearing Derek snort. Derek glared at Tyler and then moved his eyes down to the
jar sitting in front of his father. Tyler followed his eyes and snorted and then
broke into laughter.
Derek shrugged his shoulders and looked at Tyler.
"Mom? Coffees done! Dad? Could you get the milk out of the fridge?" Derek asked
and when they both turned around Derek grabbed the jar of Boy Butter off of the
island and stuck it in Tyler's hand.
"What do you want me to do with it?" Tyler whispered.
"Hide it up your ass for all I care. Just get rid of it!" Derek said.
Tyler looked over at Luke and Casey who were busy checking out the wrapped gifts
from Santa Claus. He took off out of the room and ran back upstairs to hide it
back in his suitcase.
"Morning, beautiful!" Tyler said to Kyle as he gave him a kiss. "I thought you
were already up? It's almost 6:00 a.m. and your brothers are driving us crazy."
"I told them they could go ahead and open gifts without me. Mmmmm... I need a
back massage," Kyle requested.
"No problem... I will send Luke and Casey up to see you," Tyler said.
"Maybe I don't need a massage that badly," Kyle said yawning and rolling over.
"C'mon, not-so-little-dude, it's time to go see what Santa brought you," Tyler
said.
Kyle put on a sweatshirt and pants and followed Tyler down to the kitchen. When
they arrived Kathy was now there with Casey sitting on her lap at the island.
Tyler went over to Kathy and gave her a hug and a kiss and wished her a Merry
Christmas.
"Can we open our gifts from Santa now?" Luke pleaded.
"Not until we've finished breakfast," Larry said, only to have Linda stare at
him.
"One second thought... go crazy!" Larry said sipping on his coffee. Luke and
Casey ran to their stack of gifts from Santa. Tyler caught Derek's eye and
directed him over to Kyle. Kyle was sitting at the island tapping his foot
rapidly on the crossbar of his barstool. He didn't want to appear like his two
little brothers.
"Hey Kyle? Why don't you go see what Santa brought for you?" Derek asked. Kyle
looked at Derek and then at his parents. He hopped down from his stool and tried
his best to walk calmly and slowly to his gifts but failed miserably at it. All
the adults got a quiet chuckle over it.
Tyler refilled his mug of coffee and all the adults worked their way over to the
two sofas.
"Socks, underwear, pyjamas, I don't think Santa got my list?" Luke questioned.
"Peanut butter... YES!" He yelled pumping his fist in the air. Luke and Casey's
gifts from Santa got better and they were finally down to one large box each
that was left from Santa. They looked at each and ripped off the paper their
identical boxes!
"Holy crap!" Casey said looking at the box.
"Holy crap is right!" Luke said and looked over at Tyler. "There really is a
Santa Claus!" Luke said looking at Tyler.
Tyler sipped on his coffee and said only loud enough for Linda and Derek to
hear, "Yes, Virginia!" Derek snorted and Linda laughed.
"Well? What did Santa give you guys?" Kathy asked.
"Inline Skates!" they both yelled in unison.
"Mine are red!" Casey said, holding one skate up and smiling.
"Mine are lime green!" Luke said smiling as he turned the box around for
everyone to see.
"Sounds like Santa knew they would match your shades!" Tyler said sipping on his
mug of coffee.
Everyone began opening presents as Luke and Casey distributed them to each of
their owners.
Casey and Luke also got hockey sweaters and along with hockey equipment, sticks
and each of them got a ticket to go and watch the Washington Capitals play.
Tyler was given skis and all the equipment needed, clothing, and a bathrobe with
his name on it and white silk boxers with hearts all over and the word 'Derek's'
embroidered on them. He also received a fresh stock of inks and charcoal pencils
for his artwork.
Kathy received clothing, gift certificates for clothing, and four new tires from
all of the boys for her car, and a hand inked sketch of her and Casey that Tyler
made. She opened one box that contained an envelope in it. The outside of the
envelope said, 'Not a word to anyone!' It contained a receipt for a college fund
in the name of Casey Mitchell. She started to cry and got up and left the room
saying she had something in her eye. Linda got up and left to take care of her.
Larry and Linda received a fully paid, upgraded room for their 4 days and 3
nights away at New Year's for Luke's hockey tournament in Greenwich,
Connecticut, from all five boys.
"Boys, that's really lovely but you didn't need to do that." Linda said.
"Mom? It has TWO bedrooms," Derek said glaring at her.
"Mom? It's New Year's Eve," Tyler said winking.
"Thanks, boys," Larry said laughing.
Linda also opened a box that was signed 'for the best Mom in the world from all
of her boys.' She opened it to find her heart shape locket with a broken clasp
that had belonged to her Mother. Linda started crying. She asked all sorts of
questions but no one would answer her. Derek, Tyler, and Kyle just grinned.
Larry caught Tyler's eye and mouthed the word 'thanks'. Tyler ignored Larry
playing dumb to it all.
Derek plodded through gifts of clothing, updated ski equipment, peanut butter
from Luke but seemed a little disappointed until he opened up a large box from
his parents.
"Oh Shit!" Derek said grinning from ear to ear.
"Wow, or to quote Luke 'Whoa'," Tyler said.
"What did you get?" Luke asked running over to see.
"A Toshiba Lap Top computer... with my name on it," Derek said.
"Identity theft protection!" Larry joked. "Your mother insisted it have your
name on it."
"Like his clothing when you sent him off to school?" Tyler teased. Luke fisted
with Tyler over that one.
Kyle got a new pair of Vans shoes, skater clothing, a couple of hoodies, a
winter jacket, subscriptions to some skate magazines, and a DVD/CD player for
his computer.
Everyone was busy chatting and Tyler noticed that both Derek and Kyle seemed
down about something. "What's a matter, Kyle?" Tyler asked quietly as he put his
arm around Kyle.
"Nothing," Kyle moaned.
"Not happy with your Christmas gifts or is it just a let down now that all the
present opening is all over?" Tyler asked.
"No... everything is fine," Kyle moaned.
"C'mon... Spit it out," Tyler said.
"It would just sound rude to say it," Kyle said.
"That's never stopped you before," Tyler winked.
"Ummm... I thought that I might be getting something from you for Christmas?"
Kyle said quietly.
"I'm sorry Kyle. I didn't know I was going to be here otherwise I would have
bought you something really special!" Tyler said.
"Remember Kyle, Derek and Tyler gave you the bracelet." Linda said glaring at
Kyle.
"Don't punish him anymore!" Derek said and Kyle's eyes brighten up
"Fine then, I might just give your last gift to Kyle," Tyler said grinning.
"Which last gift? Today's last gift or tonight's last gift?" Derek asked.
"Both!" Tyler grinned. Derek feigned a sour face
"What are you guys whispering about?" Linda asked.
"Nothing!" All three of them said at once.
"Shouldn't you be making us breakfast, Mom?" Derek asked.
"No we're having brunch after church when the Coulters come over." Linda said.
"You got me something didn't you?" Kyle asked, grinning.
"Mmmmmm... maybe," Tyler said smiling.
"You said you would never lie to me!" Kyle tossed back at Tyler.
"I said I would always lie to you about birthday and Christmas presents!" Tyler
said.
"Can I have it now?" Kyle asked.
"Right here? In front of everyone?" Tyler teased and Derek elbowed him.
"You guys really put the spirit of giving into Christmas you know," Tyler said.
"No! We put the spirit of receiving into Christmas!" Kyle said, grinning and
Derek and Kyle fisted in front of Tyler.
"Fine! Kyle if you want your table gift now there won't be anything at the
dinner table?" Tyler said.
"Cool! You drew my name?" Kyle asked. Tyler grinned.
"And I suppose you want your gift now as well?" Tyler asked Derek smiling.
"Hell yeah! I'll take gift number two or three right now!" Derek said grinning.
"If I give you your gifts now then the two of you stop whining for the rest of
the day and leave me alone?" Tyler asked looking back and forth between the two
of them.
"No deal on number two," Derek said.
"Agreed! I'm not wasting a moment of the time I have with you!" Kyle said and
kissed Tyler's cheek.
"Okay... you've got a deal." Tyler said getting up and leaving the room. He
returned with three packages, two small ones and one large one.
Tyler stopped at Larry and whispered into his ear. "Have you got the camera
ready?"
"I can if you just give me a second," Larry said.
"More gifts for me?" Luke yelled.
"Sorry Pookster! You already got your stuff. Just a couple I forgot to put under
the tree," Tyler said.
Everyone gathered around Derek, Tyler, and Kyle to watch.
"Derek, you can open yours first but make sure you follow the directions!" Tyler
said.
Derek began unwrapping the gift marked 'number one'.
"Oh Crap! I love you Tyler." He said kissing him. <Snap went the camera>
"Must be an engagement ring?" Linda joked.
"Better! It's an IPOD with a gift certificate for two hundred songs!" Derek
yelled, all excited.
"It's already got about 100 songs on it," Tyler said.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you... I've always wanted one of these!" Derek said
beaming with happiness.
"Almost as much as I wanted you to have one so I could actually use mine when I
wanted for a change," Tyler teased. "Open number two now!"
Derek opened gift number two. "It's a charger and docking station to hook up
with my computer. You know this is sort of a let down after opening gift number
one?" Derek said.
"No problem just give it back and I will buy you some boxers so you stop taking
mine," Tyler said.
"Tis okay, Ty! I like to listen to music while stealing your clothes!" Derek
said.
"I hope someone is giving me name tags to sew into my underwear for Christmas?"
Tyler asked. Luke gave Derek a disgusted look.
"I can't wait to test this out during Church this morning," Derek said, grinning
at his parents. Linda glared at him.
"If I have to suffer through Reverend Bagpipes then so do you Derek!" Larry said
and Linda glared at him.
"Ummm... a little spirituality won't hurt you, Derek!" Larry said.
"Nice save, Dad!" Luke said.
"Okay, not-so-little-dude. Your turn!" Tyler said.
Kyle tore the paper off in about three seconds! "It's a ... box! Oh thank you
Tyler! I love you!" Kyle teased imitating Derek. Derek gave Kyle the evil eye.
Kyle cut through the tape on the sides and front and flipped the box open. He
pulled out a rolled up poster and then lifted the tissue paper to see a
skateboard.
"Wow! It's a skateboard!" He said lifting it up. "It's a... used skateboard?" He
asked looking at the three chips out of the top right corner.
"Unroll the poster Kyle." Tyler said sitting there with his arms crossed and
shaking his head.
"Cool! It's a Damon Rhodes autographed poster to me!" Kyle grinned holding it up
for all to see.
"Kyle?" Tyler asked.
"Ty?" Kyle said mocking him.
"Look at the skateboard in the poster." Tyler said.
"It looks like the same one you bought me?" Kyle mused.
"Look closer at the skateboard in the poster!" Tyler said.
Kyle looked but didn't see anything. Tyler pointed to the three little chips out
of the skateboard in the poster."
"HOLY FU......" Kyle covered his mouth. <Snap went the camera> "You got me Damon
Rhodes' actual skateboard???" Kyle asked as he jumped on Tyler, hugging him and
crying.
"I guess he sort of likes his gift," Derek said grinning.
"Kyle! Kyle!" Tyler said pushing Kyle off of him. "Look underneath the
skateboard!" Tyler said.
"Next year just give him directions on how to open a gift or better yet just
give it to me," Luke said grinning.
Kyle flipped the board over and read out loud. "All the best, Kyle Anderson!
Hope you have as much luck with this board as I have had, Damon!" Kyle jumped
back on to Tyler hugging him.
Luke looked through the box and said. "What's the big deal... there isn't even
any peanut butter in here," Everyone laughed.
"Now do you believe that I love you and will do anything I can for you?" Tyler
whispered in Kyle's ear.
"Yeah. Sorry. I love you so much Ty!" Kyle whispered into Tyler's ear.
"Dad, could we back a couple of the vehicles out of the garage and into the
driveway so I could try my skateboard?" Kyle asked.
"Now?" Larry moaned.
"I'll move them, Sir! Umm, dDad." Tyler said, smiling. Tyler and Kyle got up to
leave and Tyler stopped to bend down and whisper into Linda's ear, "turkey?" He
said.
"Oh Shit! I completely forgot!" Linda said jumping up and running into the
kitchen to put the turkey in the oven.
"Mommy swore!" Luke said, laughing until Linda turned and looked back at him.
Larry got up and sat down beside Derek. "Bet you have a great story to tell me
about this?" Larry asked holding up the locket.
Derek looked over at his Dad and said, "Tyler kissed me and put it in my hand
and that's all I know!" He smiled and put his right earphone back in his ear.
"You're not much of a story teller are you?" Larry said but Derek just smiled
not hearing a word he said.
Tyler pulled both vans out into the driveway leaving only Kathy's car in the
right side of the garage. Kyle practiced for a bit while Tyler watched.
"Want to try?" Kyle asked.
"Nope! I don't want to break it and besides I think you are much better than me
now," Tyler said.
"You're so full of shit!" Kyle said laughing. Tyler didn't respond.
"Can we talk for a moment, Kyle?" Tyler asked.
"Yeah, sure," he said, skating over and then sitting down the hood of Kathy's
car beside Tyler.
"I want to tell you a short story about Danny and me but it can never leave your
lips to anyone, especially Danny, okay?" Tyler asked.
"Sure," Kyle said playing with the wheels of his new board.
"The second night that Danny and I were at Drexel, back in early August and
before I met you guys, we showered together," Tyler began and Kyle suddenly paid
full attention to what Tyler was saying.
"Danny was lonely being away from home on his own and I was lonely too. I really
liked Danny and I even learned to love Danny, but the best thing about Danny is
having him as my best friend at school. If you believe that I would do anything
for you then you should know that Danny would do ten times that for me."
We had a talk just before he left for Iowa. He admitted to being jealous of
Derek and me, but he also realized that friendships could last a lifetime. Often
longer than lovers last! He's not getting everything he wants with me, such as
having sex, but he realizes now that he would rather have me as a friend and
brother for life than a short term love interest," Tyler said. Kyle stared at
the floor.
"I'm being completely honest with you Kyle when I say that if I could, I would
love to make hot monkey love with you," Tyler said smiling and Kyle laughed.
"But! I don't want to ruin what we have. I want our friendship and brotherhood
to grow. The temptation with you is tough enough without you trying to encourage
it. I want you to feel that you could lie naked next to me and feel safe in
knowing that you are loved without ever feeling something physical had to
happen. I can tell you right now that it isn't going to happen and it would
change things between you and me. You need to trust me that it would. As I said
before, it might not make sense right now but I love you enough to never cross
that line. I'll give you everything I have but I can't give you that, so it
would really make my life easier if you weren't trying to cross that line
either. I promise you that I worry more about losing you than you losing me!"
Tyler said.
"You'll never lose me, Ty!" Kyle said resting his head against Tyler's shoulder.
"In a year's time you'll hardly know I exist and your biggest concern will be
what did you buy me for my birthday or Christmas!" Tyler said laughing.
"Don't say that 'cause it isn't true," Kyle said angrily.
"Look deep inside Kyle, you already know that Chris is just a stepping stone in
your life. You may have already moved on from him. I can see it in you. I know
you love him but I'm not sure you're 'in love' with him anymore. That's going to
happen a lot between now and age 20. I know that if I have any sort of physical
relationship with you that would be the beginning of the end and I want to hold
on to you as long as I can. Please don't grow up any faster than you have to,"
Tyler pleaded finishing up. Kyle looked up at Tyler and then looked away.
"Anything you want to say?" Tyler asked.
"No... I know you love me and I know you are right. I just wish you could trust
me as much as I trust you! I don't want to take you away from my brother. He's
the happiest he's ever been and I know I love him more than anyone in this
world, even you! I just wanted something special for me, something for us to
have and remember. Like you have with Danny," Kyle said, squeezing Tyler's hand.
"Tell ya what! When you turn 19 you let me know if that need still exists and
we'll talk about it then," Tyler offered, and wrapped his arm around Kyle.
"Nineteen? That's like a life time away?" Kyle moaned.
"Not if you had lived in my shoes and everything you knew and loved was taken
away from you in one day. Live for today Kyle! Plan for the future but live
today. This is Christmas Day 2005 and there will never be another one exactly
like this. Make all the memories you can and then capture them in your heart.
Don't waste time like I did because you might wake up one day and it will all be
gone," Tyler said.
Derek opened the garage door and said, "You guys need to get ready for Church."
"Wanna shower?" Kyle asked. "Just teasing! Let me show you we can have a nice
shower together!" They jumped down from Kathy's car and walked arm in arm back
towards the house.
"What makes you think that I am no longer in love with Chris?" Kyle asked.
"I didn't say that you weren't, I said I wasn't sure. When you love someone as
much as I love you, you are always observant of how the people you love are
feeling and acting. I know you love Chris and I'm just not sure you are not IN
LOVE with him but he is good people and I would give him a little bit of time to
see if he grows up to be along side of you. Remember that you are 14 years old
but in age only! Everything else about you is far more mature than even you
realize. You know you are your mom's favourite and she trusts you the most
because of how mature you are," Tyler said and Kyle laughed but didn't deny
anything.
"How did you get to be so smart?" Kyle asked as they walked up the stairs.
"One day I met this 14 year old and realized he was damn near as smart as me so
I figured I had better start learning more or the irritating not-so-little
skater dude was going to pass me! Did you know they even call that brat Tyler
Jr.? Can you believe it?" Tyler teased.
"Sounds like about as big of compliment as someone can get!" Kyle said looking
up.
"I fear the day when you no longer look up to me Kyle," Tyler said.
"Won't be long... I'm going to be tall!" Kyle teased. "And yes, Tyler, I know
the double meaning to what you said!"
"See! You are getting smarter. Let's go shower," Tyler said.
As they walked up the stairs together Tyler added quietly, "Give Chris a chance
and you might just be surprised by all that is in him? Mom and Dad talk about
how far Derek has come because of me so there is no reason why you can't elevate
Chris to his maximum potential if you put a little more effort into it," Kyle
smiled and rested his head against Tyler's side as they headed down the hallway.
Kathy and Casey wished everyone a Merry Christmas as they headed off to her
family for Christmas Day celebrations. The rest all piled into Larry's van and
headed to Church, with Linda giving a strong warning to Larry about behaving.
"You keep your mouth shut, Larry!" She warned. Tyler gave a quizzical look at
Derek who only smiled back at him.
"I'm not keeping my mouth shut Linda. I don't like the guy and he doesn't like
me. I wouldn't waste a moment's time in this place if it wasn't in exchange for
not having to listen to your banter for the next three days about not
attending." Larry said. "In fact I might even teach you about what happens when
you drag someone against their will to Church!"
"You wouldn't dare!" Linda angrily challenged him.
"Boys? What do I always say?" Larry asked.
"Never start a fight but always make sure you finish it!" Derek, Kyle and Luke
all said together and then laughed until their mother looked back at them!
"One jab or insult from that asshole and he's going to be drinking holy water
from a straw for the next month!" Larry said. Luke snorted and the rest of the
ride was in silence.
"Father Hillman, Merry Christmas!" Linda said with a smile as she shook his hand
atop the church stairs.
"Awwww Linda, Merry Christmas to you too! Tis a wonderful day to celebrate the
birth of our Lord Jesus Christ," Fr. Hillman said.
"Father!" Larry said as politely as possible.
"Larry, How nice of you to make your bi-annual pilgrimage to acknowledge the
birth of the man who died for your sins!" Fr. Hillman said. Derek snorted into
Tyler's ear and Linda yanked on Larry's arm.
"Larry is so busy at the hospital!" Linda explained.
"Too busy to save your soul, Larry?" Fr. Hillman asked with a grin.
Larry handed Fr. Hillman a bag with a wrapped bottle and an envelope in it.
"Here Father, there's a cash filled envelope and a bottle of booze to keep you
from unexpectedly showing up at 5 p.m. for a free meal, some cash, and drinking
a quarter bottle of scotch for another year!" Larry said with a cheesy grin as
Linda pulled Larry into the church.
"You know Larry... if you spent a little time with your Bible and read Leviticus
parts...," Fr. Hillman began.
"Save it, Father! I'm here under duress as it is," Larry smiled and added,
"Merry Christmas, Father, see you at Easter!" Derek and Kyle grinned at each
other.
"Larry, you're not setting much of an example for your three... ummm four boys
here!" Fr. Hillman warned. "Linda, have you considered foster care? We have
great orphanage at St. Dominic's!"
"Father? Please don't poke a stick at a dog who is already foaming at the
mouth!" Linda said as she tried to push Larry away. Kyle snorted.
"What did he just say?" Larry yelled and people at the back of the church turned
around to see the commotion. Luke snorted.
"Nothing, Larry! Get in there now!" Linda said pushing him away.
"You think my kids belong in foster care? I think you people should clean up
your own backyard before you start telling me how to raise my kids!" Larry
yelled.
"Here! Here!" came from someone in the rear pews of the church. People began to
walk to the back of the church to follow what was happening.
"I was trying to say, Larry, that if you don't attend church regularly you're
not setting a good example for your boys and they would be better off in foster
care where they would be raised properly!" Fr. Hillman said raising his voice. A
crowd had now gathered at the steps entering the church and from the inside.
Linda looked around feeling embarrassed at the crowd building up.
"Raised properly? Fr. Hillman, that was completely out of line!" Linda said.
"Larry is a great father to all of his boys! And it sounds like you are
questioning my abilities as a Mother."
"How can you defend him, Linda standing here in God's house saying that he is a
good father to those boys when he doesn't attend church regularly?" Fr. Hillman
asked in a deep voice turning a brighter shade of red.
"I love my kids and I would do anything for them. Maybe you should be asking
them what they think of their father? I love each and everyone one of them as
they are and not as some fat drunkard self-proclaimed Shepherd of God who spends
his time fleecing his flock!" Larry yelled at Fr. Hillman and Luke grabbed his
dad's hand.
"Well it's fairly obvious who needs to be spending some time in the confessional
box asking God's forgiveness?" Fr. Hillman yelled back. "You're a poor excuse
for a Catholic Larry! A good Catholic would know the Bible inside and out!" he
added.
"A good Catholic would live by the words of Bible rather than showing off to
everyone that he has a good memory! If I was in the confessional right now I
would be thanking God that you are not indicative of every Preacher, Pastor, or
Minister on God's planet!" Larry yelled. Several people inside and outside the
Church snickered.
"You cannot say that in my house, Dr. Anderson!" Fr. Hillman yelled.
"Thank you for making my point Fr. Hillman! This isn't your house! It's God's
house and that of the people of this community. It's the house of worship for
the people who attend and support this church! Priests will come and priests
will go but it is the flock that practices and spreads God's word!" Larry said.
A round of applause came from inside and outside the Church.
Larry grabbed the bag out of Fr. Hillman's hand. "You can stay or you can go
Linda, but this is not a house of God and I won't spend another minute in here!"
Larry said pushing through the crowd storming off down the steps. People
gathered outside the church waiting to get in clapped and patted Larry on the
back. Derek looked at Fr. Hillman and shook his head and followed his father
down the steps. Kyle and Luke looked up at Linda waiting for the next move.
"Go to the car!" she said. "Sadly Fr. Hillman, my husband has been right about
you all along and my penance will be to have to listen to him throw it in my
face now! We'll be back when this church has a man of God rather than a man who
thinks he's God! Merry Christmas Father!" Linda said glaring at him and turned
and walked down the steps. Another round of applause followed and several
parishioners followed suit and left with them.
Tyler took her arm in silence and the walk back to the car calmed Linda down
more than she thought possible. Tyler opened the door and she got in. She looked
at Larry and said, "I think I would like to drive!"
"I'm fine!" Larry said slowly in a deep voice.
"No you're not and I don't blame you! You were right all along and I was wrong.
I am sorry I dragged you to this church," Linda said, staring straight ahead.
"Really?" Larry asked almost smiling.
"Really, Really!" the four boys said from the back seat and then began laughing.
Larry and Linda looked back at them. Everyone froze and looked away in different
directions.
"Okay, you can drive!" Larry said getting out of the van.
Linda climbed into the driver's side and turned around to face her four boys.
"Boys! Don't let what happened here be an excuse to avoid going to church or
reading the Bible! That man doesn't reflect God's words or this church! The best
thing we could do is pray for Fr. Hillman to gain some wisdom from what happened
today."
"Look at all the people leaving! Talk about people who live in glass houses...,"
Larry mumbled and Luke's mouth dropped open and looked at Tyler. Tyler winked.
When they arrived home Linda left the van parked outside the garage door in case
Kyle wanted to board some more in the afternoon.
"You were really good today, Dad!" Tyler said, "And you were even better, Mom!"
They both looked at each other and then at Tyler.
"You taught the four of us how you communicate a problem, support each other,
admit when you're wrong, and move on!" Tyler said. "Face it! You guys rock as
parents! I think if God is watching right now he would really proud of you both.
At least I am."
Linda pulled Tyler into a hug and said 'thank you' in his ear. "We do need to
know when we are doing something right," Linda said smiling.
"Tyler's right, we definitely have the best parents in the world! I'm never
moving out of here!" Derek teased.
"Me neither!" Tyler chimed in.
"You see! I should have hit him and then we would be bad parents and then Derek
would leave!" Larry said to Linda. Linda rolled her eyes and shook her head.
As everyone walked up the front steps to the house Luke took his father's hand
and asked, "Are you mad at Fr. Hillman?"
"No Luke. I'm only mad at myself for losing my temper. Like Mom said we should
pray for Fr. Hillman that he learns something from this. We should also remember
not to judge everyone else by the actions of one man!"
Derek was walking ahead with his arm around his mother and said, "Seems like Dad
just avoided the couch tonight."
"Pretty much Derek, pretty much!" Linda said opening the front door to the sound
of the phone ringing.
"Hello?" Linda said and then covered the mouthpiece. "Someone from the Baltimore
Sun asking if Luke would like to make a comment?"
"I'll take that!" Larry said grabbing the phone. "Lucas Anderson is not making a
statement at this time but if he should decide to then we will let you know!"
Larry said and hung up the phone.
"Somebody want to tell me what the hell is going on?" Linda asked.
"Mommy swore again!" Luke yelled.
"Gosh I'd better get started at breakfast before Chris, Jeff and Mr. Coulter
arrive!" Tyler said running around the counter to look busy.
"Oh yeah, and I promised I would help!" Derek said following Tyler into the
kitchen.
"Thanks guys! I owe you!" Larry said. Linda and Larry both saw Derek and Tyler
laughing.
Derek began cooking the sausages and bacon while Tyler prepared the Egg Nog
French Toast, quiche and home fries.
"Just go ask Mom and Dad!" Derek said getting angry with Tyler.
"Why can't you?" Tyler said.
"Because it was your idea and it's a good idea!" Derek said.
"I need to stop this talking out my ideas with you!" Tyler said.
Derek kissed Tyler and said, "I hope not! Every day I find out how much I have
to learn because of you!"
"Put the broccoli quiche in the oven, please!" Tyler said as he left the kitchen
Linda hauled Larry and Luke into Larry's office. Larry filled her in on the
chain of events that happened at the Salvation Army Christmas dinner. He
carefully finished the story with Luke giving up his two Kraft teddy bears to a
boy named David and his little sister. Linda was holding Luke with tears of joy
running down her face when Tyler knocked on the office door.
Larry waved him in. "I can come back later if you're busy," Tyler asked.
"Nope we're done here. What did you need?" Larry asked, pulling Tyler down on to
his lap and hugging him. Tyler looked at Luke who was sitting in his Mother's
lap. Luke started to laugh.
"I just need to speak with the two of you when you have a moment about Christmas
dinner," Tyler said.
"Run-a-long Luke!" Linda whispered in his ear and he did.
"Before the Coulters arrive I was wondering is there a chance they are going to
stay for Christmas dinner?" Tyler asked.
Larry looked at Linda and shrugged his shoulders. "I hadn't really thought about
it?" Linda said.
"The reason I was asking is because of the table gift thingy? Derek and I got
matching ID bracelets for Chris and Jeff and we probably should pull them out of
their stockings before they get here," Tyler said.
"What about a gift for Ian?" Linda asked of Larry.
"Not sure. Maybe we could wrap a bottle of blueberry wine?" Larry said winking.
"Larry! We like him and more importantly Kathy likes him," Linda scowled at him.
"He does drink Scotch, Sir, and you now have a second full bottle," Tyler said
grinning.
"The $150.00 bottle we were going to waste on Fr. Hillman?" Larry asked laughing
and Tyler smiled at Linda.
"That's a great idea Tyler! Bring me the two bracelets and Larry's bottle of
cheap Scotch and I will wrap them up," Linda said and Tyler snorted.
"So are you having a good Christmas?" Larry asked.
"Yes, Sir, I mean Dad! I have my family with me and that's all that matters!
Just being here is better than any gift I could be given," Tyler said as his
eyes water up.
"Hmmm... sounds like we can return that table gift then," Larry said winking at
Linda.
"All I care about is having a seat at the table," Tyler said and Linda got up
and hugged him.
"If you feel up to it Tyler and there is no pressure to do this, but we would
like you to say grace tonight at your first Peel-Anderson Christmas dinner?"
Linda asked.
"Thank you, Ma'am, I mean Mom. I'm not sure what I would say?" Tyler said.
"I think you have a lot on your mind to say and I think you would deliver an
inspiring Christmas thought for us all," Larry said.
"I better go get those gifts out of the stocking," Tyler said getting up.
"Yes, and I've got a CD I want to burn!" Larry said, smiling at Linda.
<Doorbell rings> Tyler looked outside the office. "Shit! They're here!" Tyler
said.
"Makes sense Tyler; we would just be home from church about now," Larry said,
looking at his watch.
"Stall them!" Tyler yelled running into the great room.
"Merry Christmas, guys!" Larry said as he and Linda opened the door.
Linda hugged Chris first and then Jeff wishing them both a Merry Christmas.
Chris handed a large red and white Poinsettia to Linda.
"Thank you, guys. This is absolutely lovely! I can put it right up on the island
so everyone can see it. Larry, take their coats," Linda said.
"Welcome boys, Merry Christmas, Ian." Larry said shaking his hand. The boys
hurried into the kitchen and great room.
"Ian, have you said anything to the boys about going away skiing?" Larry asked.
"Not a word! I thought I would let Derek surprise them with it," Ian said
smiling.
"Now what are you going to do with four days and no kids?" Larry teased.
"Hmmm... I heard Kathy was going to stay home and look after Abbey...," Ian
grinned and winked.
"You sly dog you!" Larry laughed.
"Jeff!!!!!!" Luke and Casey yelled and ran up to get a hug.
"They love me," Jeff said grinning at Tyler and Derek.
"Lucky you!" Derek said. "They loved us at 5 a.m."
As everyone gathered around the island waiting for brunch to begin Derek proudly
announced, "Let it be known on this 25th day of December in the year 2005 that I
Derek Anderson filled up the empty ice cube trays that I didn't empty in the
first place."
"That's great, Derek!" Larry said. "It's too bad we're all out of hero cookies."
Laughter over took the sound of a Sponge Bob Christmas playing on the TV.
"Remember to add that to your resume," Ian teased.
"Well... there... you... go... I hate you all!" Derek said grinning.
"Why are you using a hole punch on pieces of bread Tyler?" Ian asked.
Tyler held it up and asked, "What does it look like?"
"Swiss cheese on legs?" Ian guessed.
"A wholly mess?" Larry teased.
"It's very Art Nouveau!" Linda said.
"I was thinking more Andy Warhol," Ian guessed.
"Good point! Especially if he adds some Campbell's Tomato soup to it!" Linda
said laughing.
"Derek's right about the lot of you! Casey, Luke! What is it?" Tyler said,
holding up the piece of bread.
"Sponge Bob!!!!!" They yelled and Tyler stuck his tongue out the adults who
laughed at him.
"Tyler, art is never truly appreciated while the artist is alive!" Larry said
smiling.
"More arsenic in Dad's food, Derek, so that someday we can truly appreciate his
sense of humour!" Tyler said.
"I can't believe you boys are doing all this cooking!" Ian said. "I would love
to have Jeff and Chris cook a meal for a change."
"Speaking of meals, Ian... what are you boys doing for dinner?" Linda asked.
"I threw a ham in the oven before we left!" Ian said. "I have to work most of
next week so we didn't plan a trip to my parents in Arizona."
"Good! Grab the ham and bring it over because the three of you are having
Christmas dinner with us," Linda said, putting her arm around him.
"Oh no! We wouldn't impose Linda but thank you for the kind offer!" Ian said.
"It wasn't an offer Ian!" Larry said grinning. Linda dragged him into the dining
room to show him that there were already place cards at the table with his name
and those of the boys.
"This is a beautiful set up, Linda!" Ian said.
"We're not taking no for an answer we're family now," Linda said giving Ian a
hug. "And besides we have a tradition of one table gift per person at Christmas
dinner and Tyler and Derek have something for you and the boys! Yours is really
special!" Linda said.
"How can we refuse?" Ian smiled.
"Breakfast is served!!!!!!!" Derek yelled.
"Let's go eat," Linda said.
Casey, Luke, Chris, and Kyle filled up on French toast, bacon, sausages,
scrambled eggs, and hash browns. The rest ate Tyler's quiche.
"What's the secret to these great potatoes?" Ian asked.
"Green onions, garlic, and a sprinkling of celery salt at the end!" Tyler said.
"Who wants an English muffin?" Larry asked.
"Oh, I will, honey, thanks!" Linda said holding her plate out. "Derek could you
pass the marmalade please?" Linda asked. Derek reached out and handed her the
marmalade.
Linda spread some Orange Marmalade on her English muffin and bit into it. "This
isn't quite right!" She said getting up and going to the fridge. She opened the
door and look around saying. "Funny? I thought I just bought a new jar of Boy
Butter when I was shopping?"
Tyler snorted and Derek coughed up a sausage into his hand. They both looked at
mom and dad who were standing there laughing at them.
"They're good!" Tyler said pointing at them with his fork.
"Very good... and obviously very evil!" Derek added wiping his mouth.
"Larry, why don't you put some music on? It's Christmas after all!" Linda said.
"Funny you should mentioned that, Linda. I just burned a CD of classics," Larry
said.
Derek, Kyle, and Luke all groaned in unison.
"No I think you guys will like this?" He said popping the CD into the player.
"Gosh Larry! I haven't heard this song in years?' Linda said as she danced a
little in one spot.
"It's George Benson's...," Larry began.
"No! Don't tell me, I can guess?" she said. "Here comes the chorus."
When Derek and Tyler heard the chorus of song Tyler snorted and Derek dropped
his fork on the plate looking up at his Mother.
"That's it! Churn Your Love Around! I knew the name was on the tip of my
tongue!" Linda said laughing at Larry. Ian and Jeff looked at each other
wondering what was so funny.
"I've got lots of good ones on here, Honey," Larry began counting off on his
fingers. 'Churn, Churn, Churn', by The Byrds! 'Churn the Page' by Bob Seger!
Carlos Santana's 'Churn Your Lights On'! Bob Marley's 'Churn the Lights Down
Low'..."
"I think you've both made your point!" Derek said wiping his mouth with the
napkin
"Don't worry son, I added one just for you! "Cher's 'If I Could Churn Back
Time'!" Larry said grinning. Tyler snorted with laughter.
"At least one of our sons has a sense of humour?" Linda said staring at Derek
with a smile. "Muffin, Honey?" Linda offered, holding the tray out towards
Derek.
Derek picked up his white cloth napkin and waved it in a circle above his head
and then threw it down on the plate and got up and walked out of the kitchen.
Tyler could barely control his laughter.
Tyler went up to the bedroom to see him a few minutes later. "You okay?" Tyler
asked as Derek was hooking up his new computer.
"Yeah... fine," Derek mumbled.
"I found out what happened. Do you want to know?" Tyler asked.
"I dunno... do I?" Derek asked.
"It's funny! Funnier than Danny and Cody at the airport!" Tyler said laughing.
"Wot?" Derek asked.
"I guess Luke and Casey got booted out of Kyle's room while you and I were in
the shower. Luke saw the jar sitting on the bed and read the label and figured
it belonged in the fridge. So he took it down set it on the island to use for
breakfast not realizing what he had done. Your parents saw it and picked it up
and read the label... hence the abuse we've been taking. It's pretty damn funny
when you think about it," Tyler said laughing.
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"Are you okay Derek?" Tyler asked.
"Yeah. I'm just tired! I'm trying to keep up to your schedule and I don't know
how you do it? You've cooked more than Mom has this holiday," Derek said.
"It's not a competition, Babe. I'm just high on being with the guy I love the
most in this world and having a family again! There's a part of me that is ready
to pack up and head back to Drexel so we can just be alone but I know that will
come in time and right now I'm trying to make the most of everything and
everyone. I've been neglecting you and I'm sorry but not really. Kyle and Luke
have needed me and I want to get to know Chris and Jeff, not to mention your
parents, or rather our parents. It might be hard to believe but you are still my
number one! I just told Kyle that this morning in the garage and he said the
same thing to me that you are his number one!" Tyler said.
"I know... he told me about your conversation. We have no secrets remember?"
Derek said.
"So you have two guys who think your shit doesn't stink. It doesn't sound like a
bad Christmas now does it?" Tyler asked.
"I was expecting you to be mad for knowing what you said to Kyle in confidence?"
Derek said.
"Never Derek! Never ever! Family comes first and I will always be number two to
the Andersons. I wouldn't love you as much as I do if it were any other way,"
Tyler said. "That's why I hope you understand the time and attention I am giving
to all of our brothers," he added.
Derek kissed Tyler and the Tyler pulled Derek up and shut the bedroom door. "I
think we need a little afternoon nap together," Tyler said, and they lay down on
the bed, with Derek tucked safely in Tyler's arms.
"You are an enigma Mr. Peel-Anderson," Derek said smiling.
"I like that... Tyler Peel-Anderson!" Tyler said and closed his eyes.
"Well of course you should... you would be my wife!" Derek said covering his
laughter.
"That would just make me the luckiest wife in the world," Tyler said drifting
off to sleep.
"Speaking of wife..." Derek began. He pulled away from Tyler and went to the
closet and pulled out two wrapped boxes and gave it to Tyler. "Merry Christmas,
my love! This one is from me and the other is the one from Danny you haven't
opened yet!" Derek said giving Tyler a kiss.
"Thanks. Babe, but you really didn't have to do anything. I've already got
everything I ever wanted in you," Tyler said.
"Give it back then," Derek teased.
"Not a chance in hell! I can probably sell whatever this is for some cheap wine
or put it on EBay!" Tyler said winking. "By the way I love it already," Tyler
added.
"Mom and Dad already have some blueberry wine if you want it?" Derek asked and
Tyler shook his head.
"You don't know what it is yet so you can't say you already love it," Derek
said.
"It's from you and that is all that matters," Tyler said.
"Shut up and open the damn gift," Derek said glaring at him with smile.
"Is this yours?" Tyler asked looking at Derek.
"Not anymore. I want you to have it so you will always have something of me with
you at all times... aside from my undying love. You make my world mean
everything now!" Derek said leaning in to kiss Tyler. When Derek pulled away he
opened his eyes to see tears streaming down Tyler's face. Derek smiled. Tyler
couldn't even see well enough to undo the clasp of the gold chain so Derek took
it and opened it up. He put it around Tyler's neck and locked the clasp.
"I thought you said you had an infection and that is why you took your earring
out?" Tyler asked looking at Derek's hoop dangling from his gold chain.
"I lied to you so you wouldn't know that I wanted you to have it for a Christmas
present. The hoop doesn't mean a damn thing to me but the gold chain is of great
sentimental value and I wouldn't want you to have something of mine that didn't
mean something special to me," Derek said.
Tyler pulled Derek down on the bed beside him and they kissed for several
moments until Tyler said, "This is so beautiful, Derek. I'm not into material
things but this really means something and more so, that you would give it to
me. Thank you for the wonderful Christmas gift," he said.
"You haven't opened all of your gifts yet!" Derek said.
"There's something else?" Tyler asked.
"Search inside the box." Derek said and Tyler found a slip of paper and opened
it up.
"It's a... it's a... is it really?" Tyler asked wiping his eyes.
"It is!" Derek said. "Read what it says!"
"This gift certificate in the name of Tyler Peel is good for one ear piercing
and gold hoop. You really got me this?" Tyler asked in shock.
"I knew you wanted it and you could only look sexier with a small gold hoop to
accent your beauty," Derek said as he kissed Tyler. "Now let's see what Danny
gave you!"
Tyler opened the card and read it to the two of them out loud. "Merry Christmas,
Tyler. It is difficult to think of anything to give you that could equal all
that you have given to me. If I had to pick the best gift you have given me I
would have to say it's love. You taught me how to love and how important loving
and being loved is. I think this gift shows true raw love in its purest form and
I hope you will agree? Love, your Daniel!" Tyler said.
"Isn't that sweet!" Tyler said, choking up over his words.
"Whatever... just open the damn gift," Derek teased.
Tyler tore the paper off and together they saw a framed print of the picture
Danny took of them in their dorm room hall. Tyler and Derek were embracing.
Derek's eyes were closed as he rested his head on Tyler's shoulder.
"That's my naked body he's got there." Tyler said laughing. "How come I'm naked
and you're dressed?"
"More importantly does Danny have a pic of the other side?" Derek asked laughing
and Tyler punched his arm.
"Mom and Dad need to see this," Derek said, pulling the picture out of Tyler's
hand.
"Hell no!" Tyler said taking the picture back.
"It's a beautiful picture, Ty," Derek said.
"Right! Beautiful picture Derek but it only captures the physical side. It
doesn't capture what we were feeling at that moment," Tyler said staring into
Derek's eyes. They kissed again and then fell asleep in each other's arms.
Jeff walked into Derek's room looking for them and came to a stop when he saw
them both lying on the bed asleep. He turned around to leave when Derek called
out. "It's okay to come in. This is your room too."
Tyler moved back and smiled as he waved Jeff to come lie down with them. Jeff
crawled on to the bed in between them. Derek faced Jeff and Tyler coming from
behind sandwiched him.
"I like this... Jeff can't escape. Maybe Jeff will sleep with us like this in
New...," Derek began.
"Derek! SHUT UP!" Tyler yelled.
"Oops! Sorry." Derek said. Jeff knew what Derek was about to say and tried not
to look at Derek.
"You might as well tell Jeff now," Tyler said tapping Jeff's back so Derek
wouldn't see.
"I'm sorry," Derek said feeling really bad.
"Not a biggie, Derek. He's going to find out at dinner anyway." Tyler said.
"Jeff can you keep your mouth shut so as not to spoil it for Chris?"
"Sure, but I don't want you guys fighting over something. You don't need to tell
me anything," Jeff said understanding Tyler.
"You should tell him, Ty! It was your idea anyway." Derek said.
"Derek!" Tyler said not wanting to continue with Derek feeling sorry for him.
"Fine! We'll tell him together, but you start," Derek said.
"Jeff, next Thursday or Friday we planned to... kidnap you and Chris...," Tyler
said laughing.
"Yeah, kidnap is the right word... on an all expense paid trip...," Derek added.
"Just finish it Derek. You know where we are going anyway," Tyler said.
"To the Adirondacks in New York State to our family cottage, to go skiing,"
Derek said.
"Don't even say the word, Jeff!" Tyler warned.
"Really?" Jeff squeaked out like a schoolgirl
"Oi...," Tyler groaned and flopped back on the bed.
"It was all Tyler's idea about taking you along... I wanted to leave you at
home." Derek joked and Jeff laughed. Jeff rolled over and winked at Tyler as he
hugged him.
"Thank you, Ty! That's so nice of you. I would just be happy to be anywhere with
you guys," Jeff said.
"We wouldn't go without you unless you didn't want to go or had plans with
Ashlea for New Year's Eve?" Tyler asked.
"No we don't have any plans. Does Dad know about this?" Jeff asked.
"He's a huge supporter and I think even more so after the last 24 hours," Tyler
said laughing.
"Why is that?" Jeff asked.
"Kathy is staying home because of her job and she is going to look after Abbey.
So they will have some time alone together," Tyler said grinning.
"I wish I had known about them sooner. I would have liked to give them a
Christmas present. Something like dinner and a movie," Jeff said.
Derek sat up leaning on his left arm looking at Tyler.
"What?" Tyler asked.
"Dinner?" Derek said.
"Oh... yeah! Go get it and bring it up here. Ask Mom for a generic Christmas
card as well... but do it quietly," Tyler said.
"What?" Jeff asked.
"Just wait a moment." Tyler said as Derek ran downstairs.
Tyler thanked Jeff for playing dumb about the ski trip and Jeff joked that it
wasn't all that hard.
Derek ran back into the room and handed two things to Tyler and then pulled
$50.00 out of his own wallet and added that to what Tyler was holding and then
gave Jeff another $50.00.
"Here ya go Jeff. Make sure you get your brother to sign the card!" Tyler said.
"What the... Shit! Where did you get this?" Jeff said grinning. "It's perfect!
I'll pay you guys back!"
"The gift certificate for Ruby Tuesday's was already part of your stocking
gifts, and you don't owe us anything Jeff.
"The second $50.00 is to quietly make up for your stocking gift and that way you
can take Ashlea out for dinner and maybe a show," Derek suggested.
"That's what brothers do for each other," Tyler added.
"Don't you understand how much we love you and that we would do anything for
you?" Derek asked.
"Yeah, but this is too much. Way too much!" Jeff said.
"Anything that helps our brother be happy or look good is never too expensive,"
Tyler said.
"Guys, I really want to pay you back for this. It is non-negotiable!" Jeff said,
hugging each of them.
"Everything is negotiable, Jeff." Derek grinned. "Looks like you are sleeping
with us while away," he joked.
"Hell I would be happy to sleep at the foot of your bed, on the floor," Jeff
joked.
"We were thinking that but usually Abbey is there...," Derek said winking. "Ty,
do you want to go see if you can quietly get Chris up here?" Derek asked.
Tyler got up from the bed and Jeff said, "This is all too much guys."
"Jeff, think about it! You're telling your dad and Kathy that you would both be
happy to see them happy together!
"We should have Casey sign the card too!" Jeff said. Tyler and Derek looked at
each other and smiled!
"See, Derek? I told ya! Casey's gone for Christmas dinner at his Aunt's, so just
forge his name," Tyler said, walking out of the room.
"What?" Jeff asked.
"By thinking about including Casey it just shows what type of person you really
are inside. You are just like Tyler and he is all about giving. The way you
treated Tyler when he first showed up I didn't want to invite you on the trip,
but he defended you saying that I didn't see all the good inside of you. He was
right and I was wrong, and I couldn't be happier about being wrong," Derek said
as Kyle, Chris, and Luke came into the bedroom.
"Jeff's got this great idea guys! He's going to tell you about it," Derek said
as he left closing the bedroom door.
Derek was walking through the front foyer when he heard the front door open
behind him. He turned around to see Casey with his eyes all red and it was clear
that Kathy had been crying too. Casey ran into Derek's arms and Kathy went
straight upstairs to the apartment.
"Casey? What's wrong, little brother?" Derek asked.
"Everyone was picking on Mom!" he said, crying and wiping his eyes. "All they
did was talk about Paul and kept saying I told you so. Mom was crying and I told
her I didn't want to stay there anymore."
Linda came out of the kitchen when she heard someone crying, figuring Kyle had
fallen trying to slide down the banister again.
"What's a matter, honey?" Linda asked.
"Mom, Kathy is upstairs. You'd better get up there," Derek said.
"C'mon pal, let's go into the living room where we can have some privacy," Derek
said, picking Casey up in his arms. "I love you Casey." Casey didn't say
anything but he did squeeze Derek tightly.
"Want to talk about it?" Derek asked sitting down on the sofa holding Casey on
his lap.
"No," Casey said.
"That's okay. You're safe in your home with your family now. I'm glad you came
home when you did because Jeff came up with an idea for a Christmas present for
your Mom and Mr. Coulter and he wanted you to sign the card so that you would be
a part of it. It's a gift certificate to go out for dinner at Ruby Tuesday's and
then go to a movie afterwards. What do you think?" Derek asked.
"That'd be cool! I like Mr. Coulter," Casey said starting to smile.
"Why don't we go and get you a chocolate peanut butter square and go upstairs to
my room so you can sign the card?" Derek suggested.
"Yeah!" Casey said smiling.
Derek, Casey, Luke, Chris, and Jeff returned to the kitchen and great room to
see Tyler, Larry, and Linda working on Christmas dinner and Ian and Kathy
talking quietly together on the sofa.
Casey ran over to hug Ian and Chris, and Jeff went and gave Kathy a hug and a
kiss and wished her Merry Christmas.
"If you're done slicing the turkey then I think we are all ready," Linda said.
Everyone gathered together and picked up something to bring to the table, as was
the Anderson tradition. Casey insisted that he was sitting next to Derek so
Linda rearranged some place cards to make it happen. Now Luke wasn't next to
Casey and he got upset. So Linda rearranged again. Linda was getting a little
perturbed after she had gone to all the trouble to place everyone.
Kyle wasn't about to miss an opportunity to tease his mother said, "I wanna sit
between Casey and Luke!" He said grinning. Linda went to pick up Kyle's place
card and then realized that it just wasn't possible. She looked at Kyle and
everyone started laughing.
"I'm setting your place card over at Abbey's bowl!" Linda said, smiling at Kyle.
"Better yet," Derek said, "Why not give Kyle's place to Abbey?" Kyle stuck his
tongue out Derek. More laughter.
"Why don't we just play musical chairs?" Linda said sarcastically.
"Can someone move the jar of peanut butter over here?" Luke asked.
"You're kidding, right?" Ian asked staring at Luke. More laughter.
"Tyler?" Larry asked nodding.
"Yes, Dad," Tyler said grinning. "Would everyone please join hands and bow their
heads. Luke, I'll try not to be longer than an hour okay?" Tyler said smiling at
him.
Luke narrowed his eyes and glared at Tyler. "Grrrrrrrrrrrr," he said smiling.
"Dear Lord, on this day we celebrate your birthday," Tyler began, "We thank you
for all you sacrificed on our behalf and we thank you for all we have to
celebrate on this day. Kathy and Casey are safe and home with their family now."
<Derek squeezed Casey's hand three times> "You have given us the gift of Chris,
Jeff, and Mr Coulter to not just add, but to complete our family. The one empty
seat at our table appropriately symbolizes the true spirit of our Mom and Dad,
as there is always a place set at the table for anyone who wants to join our
family. We remember with more happiness than sorrow those who can't be with us
today but are here in spirit, especially Mrs. Coulter, my Mom, Dad, and brother
David. In our thanks and prayers today we remember those around the world who
are not able to freely celebrate your birth," Tyler said.
"Just one more thing, Luke!" Tyler said winking. "I want to thank you God for
giving me the nicest gift of all, my brothers. I have Derek's leadership, Luke's
wisdom, Casey's humour, Kyle's trust, Jeff's bravery, and Chris' honesty...
along with the hope and love that they all bring to make us brothers forever.
Lastly," Tyler said, and Luke sighed only to see Linda glaring down at him.
"We thank you for giving us our house protector, Abbey." Upon hearing her name
Abbey jumped up into the open chair and plunked her head down on the plate
sniffing at the glazed carrots in front of her. "We are all be thankful for her
and learn from Abbey about unconditional love. We thank you Lord for giving us a
place to call home. Amen!" Tyler said.
"Amen," Everyone chimed in and sat down.
"Down!" Linda said pointing to the floor and Abbey whined and jumped down.
Luke picked up his jar of peanut butter to look at and said, "I think this jar
stale-dated, waiting for Tyler to finish?"
Tyler looked at Luke and said, "Grrrrrrrr."
"That was beautifully said, Tyler!" Kathy said smiling.
"Absolutely, Tyler!" Ian chimed in.
"I'm not sure about Luke's wisdom but I agreed with the rest of it!" Kyle said.
Linda stared at Luke. "What?" Luke asked with his arms stretched out. "He
insults me and you look at me?" Everyone laughed.
The phone rang and Luke jumped up to go answer it.
"Mom, you've got to do something about Luke answering the phone?" Kyle moaned.
"It' might be your grandparents Kyle... better him than me." Linda joked and
Larry gave her the evil eye. Linda winked and faked a grin for Larry.
"How come Mr. and Mrs. Anderson aren't here?" Tyler asked as he scooped out some
mashed potatoes and passed the bowl over to Jeff.
"They're at Uncle Ted's at Christmas. Better them be there than with us!" Derek
said, grinning until he saw the look on his father's face. "Ahem." Derek added.
"Zach must be... 23 now?" Linda asked.
"Probably," Larry said.
"Going on 12!" Derek added.
"Don't like 'em, huh?" Tyler asked.
"He use to ignore me all the time when I was small," Derek said.
"Be fair Derek! Tyler, Zach's Mom died when he was very small and his step-mom
isn't the nicest person on this planet."
"Step-Monster is more like it...," Kyle added. Larry glared at him.
"Hello! You've reached the Luke Anderson for President of the United States
campaign office. How can I help you?" Luke asked.
"I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number? My apologies." The man said.
"Maybe not? Who are you looking for, Sir?" Luke asked.
"Tyler Peel," the man said.
"He's here! Are you sure you wouldn't like to make a donation to the elect Luke
Anderson for Governor of Maryland fund?" Luke asked.
"I thought you said President of the United States?" the voice asked.
"I'm pretty open-minded at this point! It really depends on which office needs
me more," Luke said.
"Being from Canada I don't think I'm allowed to give to your election campaign,"
the voice said, laughing.
"I won't tell if you don't? I accept cash!" Luke said. The voice on the other
end laughed again.
"You must be Derek's brother?" the voice asked.
"Is that going to influence your donation?" Luke asked reaching over to pull a
piece of skin off of the turkey.
"Not at all, Luke! Are you having a nice Christmas?" the man asked.
"Great! I got several jars of peanut butter!" Luke said.
"Peanut butter?" the man asked.
"Uh huh, and I also got lots of other stuff and Tyler gave me and my best friend
Casey tickets to go see the Washington Capitals play, and a hockey jersey and a
pair of really cool inline skates which are from Santa Claus but I know he
bought them!" Luke said.
"Sounds like you're a very lucky young man, Luke?" the man asked.
"I am. Tyler's the best brother in the world! He reads me stories before bed and
makes me these chocolate peanut butter squares and me made me a Santa Claus with
5 reindeer to hang on the ceiling light in my bedroom...," Luke went on.
"Is it possible for me to speak to Tyler?" the man asked.
"Sure! Can I tell Tyler who's calling?" Luke asked.
"It's his Uncle David from Toronto," the man said.
"Oh!" Luke said.
"Oh?" David asked.
"Ummm. Just let me see if he wants to talk to you," Luke said, setting down the
phone and running back into the dining room.
"Ty, it's your Uncle David on the phone." Luke said sitting back down at the
table. Tyler froze with a fork full of stuffing in his mouth and the room went
silent. Tyler set his fork down, wiped his mouth with the napkin, and looked
briefly at Derek who mouthed 'love you', and got up and excused himself from the
table.
"Hello," Tyler said calmly.
"Merry Christmas, Tyler," Uncle David said.
"Merry Christmas, Uncle David. Are you having a nice Christmas?" Tyler asked.
"As good as can be expected... the in-laws are here and all Grandpa Jack can do
is make lawyer jokes... as always," Uncle David said, and Tyler laughed but
didn't say anything.
"So how is your Christmas going with your new family?" Uncle David asked. Tyler
paused for a moment wondering if the word 'new' was a cheap shot but decided not
to bite at it.
"I'm having a really nice time," Tyler said giving no more information than he
felt necessary.
"I see. Little Luke - I assume that's Derek's younger brother? - seems very fond
of you," Uncle David said.
"Yes, Sir, and I'm very fond of him as well," Tyler said.
"You seem preoccupied or busy?" Uncle David asked.
"We are in the middle of Christmas dinner," Tyler said.
"Oh. I'm sorry. You know how we always have our meal at noon. I apologize for
interrupting. I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas," he said.
"Thank you, Uncle David. I hope you and everyone there has a Merry Christmas and
a happy New Year. Please send my best to Aunt Sarah. I do appreciate that you
called. You do still have my cell phone number?" Tyler asked.
"Yes I do...Aunt Sarah doesn't actually know I'm phoning you," Uncle David said.
"Did you get your card?"
"Yes Sir, but I haven't opened it yet. We are doing some presents after dinner,"
Tyler lied.
"Well there's nothing to fear in opening it, Tyler," Uncle David said.
"Thank you Sir. I should be getting back to dinner," Tyler said.
"Yes you should and please extend my apologies to everyone for interrupting
their meal and wish them all a Merry Christmas," Uncle David said.
"I will. I love you, Uncle David," Tyler said.
"I love you too, Tyler. Very much! Thank you for saying it," He said.
"Real love never goes away Sir. Take care," Tyler said hanging up the phone.
As Tyler figured, when he re-entered the dining room the conversation stopped.
Everyone looked down and depressed.
"Somebody die? Did we run out of peanut butter?" Tyler asked and everyone
lightened up.
"Sorry Tyler. We were just worried about you. Is everything okay?" Linda asked
reaching across Kyle to place her hand on Tyler's arm.
"I have no secrets from my family so I will just give everyone a quick version
of what happened. I was polite, he was nervous. I lost my temper with him last
time and there was no way I was going to give him the satisfaction of thinking
he could get to me. He asked me if I had opened the card he gave me and I told
him no. I told him I loved him and he said the same thing back. He also
apologizes to everyone for interrupting the meal and sends his Christmas wishes
to everyone here. That was pretty much it," Tyler said.
"Oh good Tyler! I'm happy for you. That must be a relief?" Linda said.
"There was one interesting thing he said on the phone though...," Tyler added
and everyone stopped talking.
"Yes?" Larry asked, as everyone seemed to lean towards Tyler listening.
"My Aunt Sarah, the hardened born-again Baptist... doesn't actually know he
phoned me," Tyler said laughing. Larry reached over and patted Tyler on the
shoulder.
"Congratulations Tyler! Maybe the old expression, 'the apple doesn't fall to far
away from the tree' is actually true and your Uncle David is more like you than
you thought," Larry said.
Tyler signalled Derek and they got up to begin clearing off the table. "Sit,
Mom! Your boys are doing the dishes," Derek said.
"Wow, as if that isn't a Christmas present all in itself?" Kathy said.
"You know Kathy, since Thanksgiving I've actually been able to start to enjoy
the holidays since they all pitch in and help," Linda said.
"Derek, can you handle clearing the table while I work on dessert?" Tyler asked.
"Sure! Whatcha doin'?" Derek asked.
"I already have the praline sauce warming and the sugared pecans are ready to
go, but for the chocolate cheesecake I thought it would be nice to do a peanut
butter sauce to pour over it in case someone out there might like peanut
butter," Tyler joked.
"Nah... can't see that happening. Did you start the coffee maker?" Derek asked.
"No, but if you could please I would appreciate it!" Tyler said whisking the
peanut butter sauce.
Kyle, Jeff, and Chris came in with loads of empty plates and partially devoured
bowls of food from dinner.
"Guys, can you take out the clean dinner plates, ice cream, scoop, tray of
coffee mugs, cream and sugar, forks, and two cheesecakes, please?" Tyler asked.
"Oh my God!" Kathy said as the Jeff and Kyle came into the dining room with the
two cheesecakes and set them down in front of Linda to serve. "Where did you buy
those?" Kathy asked.
"I know this pastry Chef named Tyler... a relative of the family actually...,"
Linda teased.
"You're kidding me? Tyler made these! What is the light coloured one?" Kathy
asked.
"Egg Nog cheesecake with sugared pecans and a praline sauce to drizzle over it!
The other one is called Virginia's Chocolate cheesecake. It's a recipe of
Tyler's Mom," Linda said.
Everyone sat down and Tyler came in with a tray containing two gravy boats and
two squeeze bottles. He sat down in the empty seat between Luke and Linda at the
end of the table.
"This explains why we are using dinner plates for dessert. Looks like we are
going to have the 'Tyler Effect' on dessert as well?" Linda said. "Kathy what
would you like?" Linda asked.
"Gosh... cheesecake is so fattening... so I'll have a piece of both!" she said
laughing. Tyler pointed to how he wanted the pieces placed on the cake to look
like two eyes. He then added a sugared pecan to the top of each piece. On the
chocolate half of the face he coloured in peanut butter curly hair, half a nose,
and half of a smile. Then he did the other half the exact same but in praline
sauce. Kathy was presented with a picture of herself.
"Ian?" Linda asked.
"Chocolate, of course!" he said smiling. Linda cut the piece and waited for
Tyler's instructions. Tyler stared at Ian for a moment and then had Linda place
his piece on its side over to one side of the plate. Tyler took the warm peanut
butter sauce and drew a pickup truck carrying a piece of cheesecake!
"That's about the size of piece I like too! Thank you very much Tyler," Ian said
laughing.
"Christopher?" Linda asked.
"I'll try the Egg Nog, please," he said.
Tyler quickly did a hockey stick, puck, and goalies net and handed it over to
him. Everyone clapped.
"Hey, I've already seen you do that before!" Luke said. Tyler pointed the peanut
butter squeeze bottle and Luke and he opened his mouth. Tyler shot some peanut
butter in and said, "Maybe that will shut him up for a while!"
"Jeff? What would you like for dessert?" Linda asked.
"Whatever Tyler recommends!" he said.
Tyler told Linda to cut a piece of both and place them side-by-side on the
plate. Tyler then created a large musical note that spread across the top off
both pieces on an angle but he did the chocolate half of the note in peanut
butter and the Egg Nog half of the note in praline.
"Casey? What would you like honey?" Linda asked.
"Chocolate, please!" Casey asked.
Tyler refilled his peanut butter squeeze bottle from one of the gravy boats and
turned the piece of cheesecake around on the plate so he was looking at the
crust. He added a base and then iced out triangles on each side in peanut
butter. He then took the praline sauce and dotted the peanut butter triangles.
Tyler then used the chocolate sauce to etch out a stand at the bottom of his
picture.
"It's a Christmas tree!" Luke said excitedly.
"Whoa!" Casey said, when he was handed his piece.
"I don't see it?" Kyle asked.
"Look!" Derek said, "Tyler made branches going out from the piece of cheesecake
and see the star on the top?"
"Coolies!" Kyle said.
"Luke... as if I need to ask?" Linda said
Tyler grinned and looked at Luke for a moment. Luke laughed for no other reason
than the attention was on him. Tyler took the bottle of peanut butter sauce and
covered the tip with his finger and shook it violently! Tyler jammed the tip of
the bottle down inside the centre of his piece of chocolate cheesecake and
squeezed until peanut butter came leaking out everywhere.
"YES!" Luke yelled raising his hands in the air. Tyler then did a single heart
of peanut butter in the centre of the cake covering the hole he had made. He
added the letter 'I' above it and the letter 'U' below the heart and handed him
his dessert. Luke gave Tyler a hug and kiss for his effort and Tyler stuck the
squeeze bottle back in Luke's mouth for a quick squirt of peanut butter.
"Kyle?" Linda asked.
"I don't think I want any...," Kyle said. Tyler picked up both squeeze bottles
and pointed them at Kyle. "Maybe a little piece of the Egg Nog cheesecake."
Tyler smiled.
Tyler began creating his most difficult piece of art yet! He drew a broken
skateboard in chocolate and then he iced a skater who appeared to have hit the
piece of cheesecake and was lying on it and down one side with a broken arm and
broken leg. At the bottom Tyler lettered 'wear ur helmet'. Kyle laughed and
Tyler got a round of applause from the adults.
"Tyler doesn't say much when he's creating, does he?" Ian asked.
"He never speaks while creating!" Derek said. "Too bad he doesn't create more
often." Tyler glared at him and Derek grinned.
"Derek, what would you like?" Linda asked.
"I'll try the chocolate cheesecake please! Big piece too!" Derek said.
Tyler shook his head no! "No?" Linda said. "Should I give him Egg Nog cheesecake
then?" Tyler shook his head no and then winked at Linda.
"Oh, so Derek is being mean so he doesn't get any?" Linda asked. Tyler grinned
looking at Derek.
"You are going to be so dead later, Ty!" Derek said laughing. Tyler took a clean
plate and wrote 'biotch' on it in praline and then dotted the letter 'i' with a
praline and passed it down to him. Everyone laughed especially Casey.
Derek took his finger and drew a heart in the praline sauce and sent it back
down to Tyler. Tyler read it, winked, and handed the plate back to Linda. She
cut a large piece of chocolate cheesecake for Derek.
Tyler did a giant heart that hung down one side of the piece of cheesecake and
then wrote on the plate 'Merry Christmas, my love". Tyler got up and personally
delivered the piece of cheesecake but he set it down in front of Kathy and gave
her a kiss. Everyone went into hysterical laughter! He stood back up and hit the
side of his head and picked up the piece of cheesecake from Kathy and started to
walk over to Larry! More laughter erupted. Tyler returned to Derek and set the
piece down in front of him and gave him a kiss and there was a round of
applause.
"Larry, what would you like?" Linda asked.
"I'd like a piece of the lemon cheesecake bar if that is okay?" Larry asked
laughing looking at Tyler.
"I'd like one too! Could you cut one for me as well?" Tyler asked.
"Be right back!" Larry said getting up.
"What are you having Mom?" Tyler asked.
"Egg Nog! No question about that," she said handing him the piece she cut.
Tyler made little tiny hearts on the top of the piece of cheesecake. Then Tyler
wrote 'I love you very much, Mom, your Tyler!'
"Don't even think about crying!" Tyler said, and gave her a hug and kiss.
Everyone ate their dessert and Luke had a second piece of chocolate cheesecake
and then he demanded they get to open their table gifts!
"Okay Luke. Since you are so excited about your gift... let's start with Jeff!"
Larry said smiling. Derek got up and went over and got Jeff and Chris' gift and
handed them to them.
"There is a gift inside the gift so what I am going to do is suggest that you
both unwrap them together. Jeff, you open the first gift and then Chris you can
open the second gift!" Derek said.
They both read the card that said, 'Much love from all your brothers! Casey,
Derek, Kyle, Luke, and Tyler.'
"On three?" Jeff said.
"Word!" Chris smiled.
"One, two, three...," everyone counted together.
"HOLY CRAP!" Jeff said.
"Whoa!" Chris added.
Jeff immediately got up and went around to hug five of his six brothers. Chris
followed suit.
"What does it say on them?" Kathy asked.
"It's Latin and means 'brothers forever'," Kyle said, smiling at Chris.
"Oh right, just like Casey and Luke's," Kathy said.
"Okay, Chris, lift up the bracelet holder!" Derek said.
Chris lifted it and pulled out a piece of paper. He read it aloud for all to
hear. "You are invited for a four-day and three-night stay at the Anderson
cottage in New York State for New Year's!" Chris' mouth dropped open and he
began to shake.
"Can we go?" Chris asked his Dad.
"Of course you can go! As long as you remember that Derek and Tyler are in
charge and both do as your told!" Ian said and Chris hugged his dad.
"Thanks guys, this is wonderful. I can't think of a better way to bring in the
New Year than being with all of my brothers," Jeff said beaming.
"Casey and me won't be there Jeff," Luke frowned.
"You guys are at a hockey tournament!" Kathy said.
"Yeah, we know," Casey moaned.
"You don't want to go now?" Linda asked.
"Yeah, we do, we just don't want to be away from our brothers," Luke said.
"We'll only be a couple of hours away, Luke. I'm sure we'll find some time to
connect," Derek said, and Luke smiled along with Tyler.
"Okay, how about Ian's gift!" Larry asked.
"Could we do Dad's and Kathy's gift together?" Jeff asked.
"You can do anything you like Jeff!" Larry said smiling. Jeff put his right hand
on Tyler's leg. Tyler snorted. Derek got up and picked up two gifts off of the
sideboard. He handed one to Kathy and one to Ian.
Jeff handed Kathy an envelope that said 'Merry Christmas, Dad and Mom: Love,
Casey, Chris, and Jeff.'
"Are those little hearts drawn on the outside of the card?" Derek asked teasing,
Kathy. She pinched his thigh.
"Oooooooooo!" Tyler and Kyle said teasing Kathy and Derek.
Kathy opened the envelope and pulled out the card to find the gift certificate
to Ruby Tuesday's and a $50.00 bill. The note inside said 'dinner and a movie
from your sons'. Kathy thanked Casey and kissed him. She then got up and went
over to Jeff and Chris to give them both a kiss and thank them.
"Oooooooooo!" Tyler and Kyle said again.
She then gave Ian a kiss and another 'Oooooooooo' came from everyone followed by
a round of laughter.
Ian opened his gift to find a bottle of Scotch. Tyler winked at Larry who was
very quietly moaning over giving the bottle away. Kathy got a cell phone so she
could call for help if she were ever in danger, Larry told her and smiled. Kathy
winked at Larry understanding the true meaning of the gift.
As Larry was opening his gift of a Cross gold pen with his name engraved on it,
Jeff was getting Tyler's help to put on his ID bracelet from his brothers. Jeff
flipped his arm upside down and laid it on Tyler's thigh to make it easier for
Tyler to attach the clasps together. When Tyler was done Jeff took his hand
under the table and held on to it as he squeezed it three times.
Derek's gift was a digital camera. He narrowed his eyes and grinned at Tyler. He
immediately got up and snapped a couple of pictures of everyone at the table.
Casey received ice cream maker with a card containing a $50.00 bill and a
message to have lots of fun at his hockey tournament.
Derek got up and went over to the table and got an envelope for Luke. He was
bouncing in his chair as he excitedly tore the envelope open to find an empty
Christmas card signed by his Dad, Mom, Derek, Tyler, and Kyle. The note inside
said, 'knowing that you've discovered the true meaning of Christmas we thought
the best gift for you was to tell you that we love you very much and are very
proud of you.' Luke's mouth dropped open.
Luke stared at Tyler for a moment and said, "You're behind this aren't you!"
Tyler smiled and looked at Derek. Luke followed Tyler's eyes and said to Derek.
"I should have figured it was you," Luke scowled at him.
Everyone laughed except Luke. Larry got up and walked over to the sideboard and
picked up a box and set it down in front of Luke.
"Better!" Luke announced disgusted at his family for playing a joke on him. He
opened the box to find four-restaurant size jar of peanut butter and a Kraft
Smoothy Teddy Bear with a green ribbon tied around his neck. Smoothy was holding
a $50.00 bill in his hands. Luke was almost in tears he was so happy. Kyle got
up and left the room and came back with a Kraft Crunchy Teddy bear with a red
ribbon around his neck and gave it to Casey.
"Sorry, Casey, we wanted to have a little fun with Luke first," Kyle said,
handing Casey the bear. Kyle whispered something in both of their ears they each
got up and ran around to give Chris a hug.
"What's going on?" Linda asked.
"It was Chris who got the bears for us!" Luke yelled.
Linda received a pair of gold earrings... from Santa.
"Thank you, Santa!" Linda said, winking at Larry.
Derek got up and picked up a card off of the sideboard and handed it Kyle.
Kyle's mouth dropped open and Luke pointed at him and laughed.
"How funny is it now Kyle?" Luke asked.
Kyle glared at Luke and said, "I already knew that Tyler drew my name!" Luke
feigned a pout.
Kyle carefully opened the envelope and pulled the card out. He held it up to his
face and read the outside of the card slowly to himself. "I can feel that there
is something inside of this!" Kyle said giggling. Tyler looked at Derek and they
both grinned.
Kyle opened the card and a hard plastic card fell out and dropped into his lap.
He picked it up and read it out loud. "All Access back stage pass - Gatorade
Washington National X-Games qualifying classic July 7th, 8th, 9th 2006. Is this
what I think it is?" Kyle asked looking over at Derek. A slow smile formed on
Derek's lips.
"YES! YES! YES!" Kyle said jumping out of his chair.
"I guess he sort of likes it?" Larry asked. After Kyle calmed down everything
got quiet.
"Anyone want some more coffee?" Linda asked and Tyler held out his cup.
"Well if we are all done here then why don't we clear the table and move back
into the great room," Larry suggested.
Tyler looked around at everyone. He was wondering if he was going to get a table
gift? Everyone avoided direct eye contact with Tyler.
As Linda got up she told Tyler to relax and finish his coffee. "You've done so
much to help with dinner and the party last night why don't you just relax for a
moment." Linda said kissing his cheek. A minute later Tyler was alone in the
dining room with two almost half-eaten cheesecakes and a decanter of coffee.
Derek came back into the room and sat down beside Tyler. "Are you having a good
Christmas so far?" Derek asked.
"So far? I don't think I could handle any more happiness than I have right now!"
Tyler said, and Derek pulled his face over and kissed him.
"Let's go? You've still got a gift to open and then we are doing the stockings,"
Derek said getting up and pulling Tyler up with him. Tyler pulled Derek back
into another kiss.
"You've given me the greatest Christmas I've ever had Derek. If it weren't for
you I wouldn't be sharing in any of this. A week ago I was actually looking
forward to being alone and now I can't ever imagine being anywhere without you,"
Tyler said.
"I don't want to give you a swelled head, Ty, but you've got it all wrong. This
family can't believe what we've done to be lucky enough to have you become part
of it. One year ago Christmas was dull and boring and no one ever spoke unless
we were fighting. Everyone feels free to be themselves now and we are all
learning to love and enjoy each other. Face it Mr Peel-Anderson you and you
alone have made us a family again," Derek said poking Tyler's chest.
Tyler smiled and shook his head not believing him. "I don't want to hear this
kind of shit Derek. People don't change much but if allowed they will let the
real personality come out," Tyler said.
"Face it Tyler you just don't want to deal with the idea that some people might
hang on every word you say," Derek said.
"Shut up, Derek," Tyler laughed. "At least with small people anyway...."
"Yeah, your little brothers hold you in pretty high esteem! Does that really
bother you?" Derek asked.
"What do you think? I'm terrified of screwing up with them. I don't even feel I
can be myself anymore," Tyler said.
Derek kissed Tyler's check and said. "I don't think you give them enough credit
even if they are only eleven and fourteen years old. Let's go open your last
present?" Derek said dragging Tyler towards the kitchen.
Everyone was gathered around the island and one bar stool had been left open.
They were all grinning at Tyler. As Derek led him around to the one open bar
stool he noticed two large wrapped packages. One was the size of a microwave
oven and the other was the size of a small briefcase.
"What's going on? I feel like I'm being ganged up on here!" Tyler said grinning.
"Tyler, the smaller gift is your table gift. As the card says it's from Mom and
Dad. You've spent a lot of money around here and put a great deal of effort into
making both Thanksgiving and Christmas so much better than any of us could have
dreamed of so this is a little way to say thank you and to tell you how much we
love you," Larry said. Linda put her arm around Larry and smiled.
Tyler opened the card. There was a hand drawn Christmas tree on it by 'Luke and
Casey'. Inside the card Tyler read out loud. "Merry Christmas to our dear son!
There is no gift worthy of telling you how much you mean to us and how much you
make this family complete. We hope this brings you some happiness in your quiet
moments. Always remember how much we love you, Mom and Dad." Kyle and Luke each
put an arm around him. Tyler lifted Luke up on to his lap.
"You guys wanna help me?" Tyler grinned. Before anyone could answer Luke began
tearing the paper off. Kyle lifted Casey up to help on his side. Tyler looked at
Kyle and winked at him.
"What's a Toshiba?" Luke asked, peeking under the paper.
"Really?" Tyler asked.
"Really, really!" everyone said and burst into laughter.
"I really hate you all!" Tyler teased. "So this explains the engraving on
Derek's huh?" he said, laughing.
"Thank you very, very much, Mom and Dad!" Tyler said. "I'll email you a
thank-you!" he joked.
"Now gift number two!" Larry began... "Is from all of the people in this room!
Some gave a few dollars, some gave more than a few dollars, but everyone
contributed to this gift because everyone in this room wanted to!" Larry said.
"I threatened them all!" Luke said, laughing.
"Yes, Luke threatened them all," Larry teased.
"This gift is soooo gay, Dad!" Luke said.
"So is the giftee!" Derek responded laughing.
"And the giftee is about to become single and available...," Tyler said smirking
at Derek.
"Thank you everyone for this. There's absolutely no need to buy me anything when
I have all I'll ever need right here with me," Tyler said.
"Ty, you're starting to sound like that crappy show Seventh Heaven! Open the
gift!" Luke sighed.
"When I said I have everything I need I was talking about Abbey, not you!" Tyler
said and Luke elbowed him. Tyler kissed his cheek.
"You guys going to help me?" Tyler asked of Casey and Luke.
"Nope!" Casey said, "We want to see the look on your face when you get something
you've never asked for but always wanted!"
Tyler furrowed his brow and stared at Casey. Casey giggled while Derek moved
around to the other side of the island and got his new digital camera ready.
"Did you remember to put the film in it?" Tyler asked seriously. Derek looked at
his camera for about three seconds before cluing in. The roar of laughter made
Abbey bark.
"Think you're pretty funny Mr. Peel-Anderson?" Derek asked grinning.
"No he doesn't." Luke said. "He's just wayyyyyy smarter than you!" Luke laughed
and Casey fisted with him.
Tyler stood up to reach the card on the top of the box. He began to read aloud.
"Congratulations on your new house!"
"You guys bought me a house?" Tyler asked laughing.
"Okay, Okay!" Tyler joked and continued reading aloud, "May this help you to
make your house into a home! Love your entire family! Abbey, Casey, Chris,
Derek, Ian, Jeff, Kathy, Kyle, Larry, Linda, and your favourite Luke!
Hahaha...," Tyler laughed.
"Lucas! You didn't actually write that?" Linda scolded him. Luke just smiled.
"I just made it up!" Tyler said. "I can't do this alone! Since it's a family
gift everyone has to help me tear the paper off!" Tyler said.
"STOP!" Tyler yelled! "Don't tear into the box in case it's a really shitty gift
and I want to return it!" Luke, Casey, Chris, Jeff, and Kyle tackled and tickled
Tyler down to the ground.
"Uncle! Uncle!" Tyler screamed amidst bouts of laughter. He got back up on his
bar stool and put Casey on one knee and Luke on the other.
"Okay, on three everyone!" Tyler said.
"One!" they all yelled.
"Two!" they all yelled.
"STOP!" Tyler said. "Are you sure the camera is loaded Derek?" Kyle slapped
Tyler across the back of the head.
"Thanks Kyle I owe you!" Derek said holding the camera to his eye.
"Yeah, thanks, Kyle, I owe you one too if you know what I mean!" Tyler said and
Kyle took a step back.
"THREE!" Kyle yelled to save his life and everyone began tearing the paper off.
"Holy shit!" Tyler said. <Snap>
"A Kitchen Aid Professional 600 Stand Mixer?" Tyler asked with his eyes bulging
out.
"Seems that college does pay? Tyler can read," Ian said jokingly.
"It's got all the attachments to go with it, Tyler!" Linda said.
"Including the Ravioli maker!" Kathy said grinning.
"And you haven't even clued into the best thing about it yet, have you, Ty?"
Derek asked.
"What? It can't get any better than this?" Tyler said.
"Rotate the box one turn to your left!" Derek said. Tyler rotated the box.
"Oh My God! How did you know?" Tyler asked.
"Well... it was in your favourites on your computer!" Derek said smiling.
"What are they talking about?" Chris asked.
"Look!" Tyler said pointing to the little square in the top corner of the box!
"It's LIME GREEN!" Tyler yelled excitedly!
"And?" Chris asked.
"Lime green is Tyler's favourite colour!" Derek said.
"Ohhhh," Chris said.
"Thank you, everyone! I've wanted one of these for so long!" Tyler said.
"It's his desk top picture on his old computer!" Derek announced to laughter.
Tyler glared. "Or maybe it isn't...," Derek said smiling.
Fresh coffee, a couple of Scotches, two glasses of wine, and some R.C. cola made
their way to the Great Room to be consumed while the boys opened their
stockings.
Jeff found more sheet music, Reese Peanut Butter cups, a gift card to the music
store in the mall, and a complete set of replacement strings for his guitar.
"What the...," Kyle said, as he pulled out an empty jar of peanut butter with
what looked like material stuffed inside of it.
"I can feel the same thing inside of my stocking as well!" Derek said.
Kyle unscrewed the lid of the jar and pulled out a rolled up t-shirt. "Oh no."
He said looking at a grinning Luke. He rolled out the t-shirt and read it out
loud. "FREE to a good home!" Kyle said, giving Luke the evil eye. Larry laughed
the loudest and Linda jabbed him in the ribs for it.
Derek pulled out the jar in his stocking and saw a navy blue t-shirt. He
unrolled it and read out loud to everyone, "I'm not GAY, I'm Heterosexually
Challenged!" More laughter erupted than over Kyle's t-shirt.
"You da man, Pukester!" Derek said fisting with a grinning Luke.
"I'm afraid to look at mine now!" Tyler said.
"Wimp!" Luke said laughing.
"Word!" Derek added.
"Indeed!" Kyle added laughing.
Tyler glared at the three of them.
"I got one too!" Casey yelled, pulling the jar out of his stocking. He opened it
up and started laughing.
"What's it say, honey?" Kathy asked.
Casey didn't say a word. He held up the t-shirt for everyone to see. There was a
picture of Luke with a big grin, winking and holding one thumb up in the air in
front of his wall of empty peanut butter jars! The caption on top read 'Luke
Anderson is #1'.
"Lucas! That's a terrible thing to do!" Linda chastised him. Luke pulled off his
sweatshirt to reveal a t-shirt with Casey's picture on it and the caption read,
'Casey Mitchell is #1'
"Okay... maybe it's not that bad!" Linda said. Luke stuck his tongue at his
mother when she wasn't looking. Larry glared at Luke. Luke made a pouty face.
"C'mon, Ty! I really want to see what your t-shirt says!" Derek said.
"I already looked and it says 'I love Tyler' on it" Tyler lied.
"Liar!" Derek said grabbing the jar out of his hand and Luke and Casey fell over
laughing.
"That's my gift!" Tyler yelled and Derek took off with the jar and ran behind
his parents.
"Mommy and Daddy can't save you this time!" Tyler said getting up and chasing
after him. Everyone started laughing. Derek pulled out the shirt and read it. He
laughed so hard he fell to the floor.
"What's it say?" Kyle asked.
Tyler grabbed the shirt from Derek and read it. He burst into laughter. When he
calmed down he held it up for all to read. 'Hung like Einstein, Smart like a
Horse!" it read. It was several minutes before the room calmed down and Abbey
stopped barking. Tyler unbuttoned his shirt and put on the t-shirt right away.
He went over and gave Luke a hug.
"Thanks, Pookster! I'm wearing this the first day back to class," Tyler said
laughing.
"Is this for me?" Luke asked holding up a Washington Capital's hockey mug.
"You said you needed a new cup for hockey," Linda teased. Luke lowered his eyes
and glared at her. A room full of 'boo's' followed.
Derek spotted a yellow envelope on the coffee table and picked it up. It was
addressed to Tyler Peel. He handed it to Tyler and asked, "Are you going to open
it? It feels like it's got something inside it," Derek asked.
"Derek. That's personal for Tyler!" Linda said.
"We're family, Ty! We won't laugh at you too much...," Luke grinned.
Tyler took the envelope and began to open it.
"You really don't have to open it right now, Tyler," Linda said.
"It's okay. Luke's right, you guys are my family." Tyler said as he pulled the
card out. As he opened the card Derek leaned in to read it as well. Tyler looked
over at Derek and Derek backed away. Tyler held the card so they could both read
it. He took an envelope out of the card and read out loud to everyone. "Dearest
Tyler, Hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Love, your Uncle
David."
"That's weird... Aunt Sarah's name isn't on the card?" Tyler mused. He opened
the envelope inside and pulled out two Air Canada return tickets.
"Holy Shit!" Derek yelled. Tyler and Derek's eyes opened wide as they read it.
"Tyler's Uncle gave him two airline tickets! One with Ty's name on it and one
with mine!" Derek said.
"Big deal..." Luke said. "Isn't Canada on everyone's top ten places in the world
to travel too?" he laughed. No one laughed with him.
"Tough crowd tonight!" Luke said, and Tyler laughed at him.
"Congratulations, Ty. That's a really good sign!" Linda said.
"Yeah... more of a relief, I think," Tyler said.
"When do you go?" Kyle asked.
"Whenever we want according to the ticket. It's open-ended ticket." Derek said
looking at his.
"They'll probably have a big party for you guys and serve roast beaver covered
in maple syrup!" Luke said grinning.
"Maybe we could go on our spring break?" Derek suggested.
"Maybe..." Tyler said. Derek sensed Tyler's uneasiness with his gift and changed
the subject.
"We need to get the dishes done, eh, Ty?" Derek said.
"Yeah." Tyler said understanding and appreciating Derek's rescue. Tyler, Derek,
Kyle, Chris, and Jeff got up and went into the kitchen. Casey and Luke went
upstairs to grab their NASCAR remote control cars so they could play with them
in the front foyer.
"Do you hear that?" Casey asked.
"What?" Luke asked.
"It's a cell phone ringing." Casey said. Luke and Casey followed the sound to
Derek's bedroom and saw that it was Tyler's cell phone going off.
"Hello, you've reached OZ! The wizard is busy right now may I take a message?"
Luke asked and Casey giggled.
"Luke?" Cody said.
"Is this to do with someone putting laxatives in the staff room coffee pot at
school?" Luke asked.
"I don't even want to know! Luke, it's Cody!" He said.
"Cody! Merry Christmas!" Luke said.
"Tell him I said Merry Christmas too!" Casey said, and Cody heard him.
"Tell Casey I said Merry Christmas back!" Cody said.
"Cody says you're ugly and your Mom dresses you funny." Luke said and then
winked.
"LUCAS!!!!!" Cody yelled so loud that Luke had to hold the phone away. Casey and
Luke laughed.
Luke put the phone back to his face and said, "Or he might have said Merry
Christmas. It's a really bad connection!"
"Let me talk to Casey please?" Cody asked.
Luke handed the phone to Casey saying; "I think he wants to ask you out on a
date," Cody giggled.
"Hi Cody! Did you have a good Christmas?" Casey asked.
"I did, how about you?" Cody asked.
"The best ever!" Casey said.
"Casey, could you walk the phone to Tyler wherever he is, please?" Cody asked.
"He's in the kitchen where he belongs!" Casey said, and Luke and he started to
laugh. Luke fisted Casey and said, "Good one!"
"Just a second, here he is, Cody!" Casey said handing the phone to Tyler.
"Hey Cody! Merry Christmas. Uh Huh! What do you mean I shouldn't be letting Luke
answer my phone?" Tyler said. Luke and Casey ran out of the kitchen laughing.
"Tyler that was a beautiful present! I can't imagine how much time you put into
that!" Cody said.
"As long as you and your Dad liked it, that's all that matters," Tyler said and
Derek smiled at him.
"It's already hung up over the chesterfield!" Cody said.
"There's whole bunch of people who want to say Merry Christmas to you Cody so
hang on and I will talk to you when they are done," Tyler said, handing the
phone over to Kyle. All of the boys in the kitchen took turns talking to Cody
and then gave the phone back to Tyler.
"Yeah, I'm heading back tomorrow morning," Tyler said, and everyone else in the
kitchen stopped what they were doing. Tyler caught on to the mood in the room
and added, "I can't buy a house from in Philly while I'm still here in
Baltimore!" Everyone smiled.
Tyler and Cody chatted for a bit and then he gave Cody a message to give to
Danny. "Tell him to haul his ass back to Philly by Thursday. Love you too,
Cody!" Tyler said, closing his cell phone.
"So you're leaving tomorrow?" Derek asked as he washed pots in the sink.
"I was hoping that we were leaving tomorrow actually," Tyler said and Derek
grinned. "I wouldn't buy a house for us that you didn't fully approve of!" Derek
leaned over and kissed Tyler.
"Can't you two do anything without kissing?" Luke said as he manoeuvred his
NASCAR through the kitchen.
"We can but it's not as much fun!" Derek said. Tyler and Derek finished up in
the kitchen and joined everyone else back in the great room. Ian had his right
arm around Kathy's shoulder and Kathy was holding Ian's left hand in hers. Tyler
asked Chris to get up and then he pulled Chris back down on his lap.
"Are you excited about our trip?" Tyler asked.
"Yeah it's going to be so cool!" Chris said.
"Be sure and bring your stick and skates because we might be able to play some
hockey on the lake if it is cold enough," Tyler said hugging him.
"Sweet! Maybe we can teach Kyle how to skate?" Chris said teasing Kyle.
"I already know how to skate! I just use a board and prefer warm weather over
freezing my ass off outside on a frozen pond!" Kyle said.
"Don't worry Chris... we need a stick boy anyway!" Tyler said and Chris laughed.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Kyle said not amused.
"Are you coming with us tomorrow Kyle?" Tyler asked. Kyle saw Chris' smile
disappear.
"Nope! I'm hanging with my best friend tomorrow," Kyle said, and Chris' eyes lit
up. Tyler winked at Kyle and smiled. "Hey Chris, let's go see if anyone from
school is online!" Kyle and Chris left the room.
"What do you guys want to do?" Derek asked.
"Doesn't matter to me." Jeff said.
"This might sound kind of boring but I brought something with me from Toronto if
anyone wants to see it," Tyler asked.
"What is it?" Derek asked.
"Hang on and I will go get it." Tyler said.
"You don't have to hang around tomorrow to be with me Kyle!" Chris said.
"True! I don't have too. I want too. You're my boyfriend, remember?" Kyle teased
giving Chris a kiss that wasn't really returned.
Kyle looked at Chris who was staring at the computer and added, "I love you,
Chris."
"Love you too," Chris said without any enthusiasm.
"Chris?" Kyle called.
"Yeah?" Chris said looking over at him.
"Is something wrong?" Kyle asked.
"I was going to ask you that?" Chris said. "You've been acting kind of weird and
I don't want you to feel you have to be with me if you don't want to."
"A couple of days ago I was at the grocery store with my brothers. I wandered
off for a bit and saw this really hot looking guy. For a split-second I thought
about him and then you popped into my head. I felt guilty for even thinking
about another guy and then I realized that he made me think about you. I didn't
feel like I was stuck with you but instead how lucky I am to have you. Sometimes
I look at Derek and Tyler and I wonder what the fuck does Ty see in him? I love
Derek but I don't know anyone who even ranks as being worthy of being with him.
Then Tyler tells me that I just don't see all that he sees in Derek. It took me
a bit to realize all that is inside of you and I think to myself, 'shit!' I'm
not worthy of being with you but I'm damn glad you'll have me," Kyle said, and
got up and went over to his dresser. He pulled out the bottom drawer and reached
underneath to find a wrapped box. He pushed the drawer back in and handed it
Chris.
"I was saving this for New Year's Eve but I want you to open it now," Kyle said.
One tear ran down Chris' face. "I feel like such a shit for what just said," he
said to Kyle.
Kyle smiled and said, "Open it, Chris."
Chris opened the gift to find Kyle's leather necklace with the glass teardrop
filled with red liquid in it. "This is your necklace you always wear!" Chris
said.
"I don't know why but it's always been sort of a lucky charm. It doesn't really
do anything but I always felt I could do whatever I had to do when I was wearing
it. Even when bad stuff happens, good things come out in the end when I'm
wearing it, like having you in my life. I want only good things to ever happen
to you Chris so I hope you will always wear it and remember that I really do
love you," Kyle said, and Chris leaned in and kissed him.
Tyler returned to the Great Room carrying a large manila envelope. "Can I sit
between you ladies?" Tyler asked.
"Wot dat?" Derek asked.
Tyler slid out a photo album and Derek's eyes lit up!
"Baby piccies of our Ty Ty?" Derek asked in a baby voice.
"You're now not allowed to look!" Tyler said pointing at Derek.
"Yeah right!" Derek said and he and Jeff got up and came around to the back of
the sofa.
Luke and Casey joined Derek and Jeff behind the sofa as Tyler opened the photo
album.
"Are there any pictures of you lying naked on a beaver skin rug?" Luke asked and
Derek fisted him behind Tyler's head.
"I saw that, Derek!" Tyler said.
"How?" Derek asked.
"Look straight ahead beyond the Christmas tree to the reflection in the window!"
Tyler said.
"Damn!" Derek laughed.
"This is Mom and Dad on their wedding day...," Tyler began.
"Are your grandparents still alive Tyler?" Linda asked.
"Just my Grandmother but she's in a home because she doesn't know anyone
anymore," Tyler said. "Is this close enough for you Luke?" Tyler asked pointing
to a picture of Tyler being bathed in the kitchen sink as a baby.
"That's what they call a bathtub in Canada, Casey," Luke said laughing.
"Really?" Casey asked.
"Really, really!" Derek added laughing.
"Mom, can you send Derek to his room?" Tyler asked grinning.
"I've been trying for years Tyler... feel free to give it your best shot," Linda
said.
"Look at you in front of the Christmas tree!" Luke said. "Nice Power Ranger
jammies," he said laughing.
"Would somebody," Tyler began. <Smack> "Oww!" Luke whined. "Never mind...,"
Tyler said.
"What are you doing in that picture Tyler?" Jeff asked.
"Apparently I was obsessed with flushing all of the clean washcloths and towels
down the toilet!" Tyler said, and Linda and Kathy laughed.
"Do you ever wear clothes, Ty?" Luke asked pointing to a naked Tyler in an
inflatable pool.
"Crap, Ty! I'm not that big now!" Jeff said laughing.
"Me neither... must be some genetic freak of nature!" Derek said.
"Okay, we're done now!" Tyler said, but Linda prevented him closing the album.
"Just ignore them," Linda said.
"Here's my brother, David!" Tyler said.
"He looks just like Kyle when he was six months old," Larry said.
"There they are dressed in their hockey uniforms standing next to their car,"
Luke said pointing. "How come you're not smiling?"
"I hated hockey!" Tyler said. "These are a collection I put together of David up
until last Christmas."
"Wow. He really does look like Kyle except for the hair!" Derek said.
"They are a lot alike as well. Both are sort of loners," Tyler said.
"Ha ha ha! Nice suit!" Luke said laughing.
"That's my grade eight graduation picture," Tyler said as he flipped through the
pages.
"There's the picture of you with your family on the wall in your bedroom!" Luke
said.
"Look at that one of you asleep on the sofa with your arm around a dog!" Casey
said.
"That is Tucker, my chocolate lab," Tyler said as he closed the album. He handed
it to Larry and asked him to store it somewhere that it wouldn't get damaged, as
he didn't like keeping it in the dorm room.
Linda put her arms around Tyler and hugged him. "Thank you for sharing that with
Tyler. You have a beautiful family!" Linda said.
"I have a beautiful family here too," Tyler said smiling.
"I hate to leave but we really need to get going. I've got work in the morning,"
Ian said.
"Me too!" Larry said.
"Jeff, would you go and get your brother?" Ian asked.
"I can do it." Tyler said. "I want to put my phone back on the charger." Tyler
went upstairs and ran into Chris and Kyle coming down the hallway. "Chris,
you're going home so gather your stuff together. Kyle, Go change your shirt,"
Tyler said.
"Why? There's nothing wrong with it!" Kyle said.
"You've got cum on your shoulder." Tyler said grinning. "Chris you may want to
go wash your face with some cold water. You're pretty flushed right now," Tyler
said winking.
"Merry Christmas, Christopher! I love you very much! Thank you for making my
Christmas extra special," Tyler said.
"I didn't do anything, Ty," Chris said smiling.
"Yeah, you let me part of your family! Let's try to make some time together when
we are away. Just you and me okay?" Tyler asked.
"Cool. Thanks. I'd like that too," Chris said.
Ian, Chris, and Jeff left for home. Kathy and Linda got Casey and Luke ready for
bed.
"Would it be okay to take some of the two cheesecakes back with me for Gus?"
Tyler asked Larry.
"Gus?" Larry asked.
"He's the security guard that watches out for my Jeep and he also looks after
us," Tyler said.
"You made them besides it's your house too, Tyler. I'm off to bed boys. What
time are you leaving for Philly?" Larry asked.
"7:00 a.m.," Tyler said
"Noon!" Derek countered.
"Derek's taking the bus back I gather...," Tyler said, and Larry laughed.
"What is your obsession with this morning shit?" Derek asked.
"I get more done when I get up early. I would leave earlier but I thought I
would take Abbey for a run and let you sleep in?" Tyler said smiling.
"I think I'll just sleep in the Jeep tonight," Derek groaned.
"Yeah, that's a much butter place to sleep, Derek...," Tyler said and Derek
blinked.
"When will you boys be back home?" Larry asked and Derek looked at Tyler.
"We have an 11 a.m. appointment with the lawyer on Monday and we need to go
furniture shopping. I also want to get the Jeep in for an oil change and tire
rotation before we head to New York. Possibly Tuesday night or Wednesday
afternoon at the latest," Tyler said.
"I thought you guys would just pile into one of the vans?" Larry asked.
"Actually I thought about it... and I don't mean to be morbid but if anything
happened on the way there or back I thought we should be in two vehicles. I
figured I could take Chris and Kyle and Derek could take Jeff, Danny, and Cody.
If something happened nobody needs to lose an entire family," Tyler said with
his head hung down.
Larry hugged Tyler and said, "Good thinking, Son, but lets not mention this
conversation to anyone else?" Derek hugged Tyler from behind.
"I better get to reading Luke and Casey their bedtime story," Tyler said
separating from the two of them.
Larry handed Derek an envelope. "It's time you had one and it is to use not
abuse!" Larry said. Derek opened the envelope to find a VISA card with his name
on it.
"Wow! Thanks, Dad!" Derek said.
"Derek! Credit is not something to play with! This is for emergencies and for
skiing and food and such while you're away! Besides, you are on my card so I
will see all the bills," Larry said.
"Damn!" Derek joked, and gave his dad a hug. "Thanks for making Tyler feel like
part of the family, Dad."
"Thanks for bringing us the son we always wanted!" Larry joked.
"Night dad, I love you," Derek said.
"Night Derek, I love you too, and I'm very proud of you," Larry said.
"You guys are all tucked in and ready for bed?" Tyler asked.
"Just waiting for you," Luke said, hugging Smoothy in one arm and Mango in the
other.
"Okay, then, I have a nice short Christmas story for you guys. It's called 'The
First Miracle' by Sir Jeffrey Archer but tonight I will tell you the short
version of his story and slightly altered by me!" Tyler said.
"We want the full version!" Luke demanded.
"Buy the book!" Tyler said and Casey laughed. "Now where was I... oh yeah, it
was December 25th and it late in the afternoon in the tiny town of Bethlehem.
There was a young boy named...?" Tyler asked.
"Luke of course!" Lucas said and Casey rolled his eyes.
"Luke it shall be then!" Tyler said.
"Indeed!" Casey said and Tyler laughed and fisted him.
"Lucas was about 7 years of age and he lived in a small but nice house in the
town of Bethlehem. Luke's father was...," Tyler began.
"Darth Vader?" Luke asked grinning.
"Yes! End of story!" Tyler said getting up.
"Noooooooooo!" Luke begged.
"Then are you going to let me tell the story?" Tyler asked. Casey threw his hand
over Luke's mouth.
"Luke's father supervised about 50 Roman soldiers who guarded one quadrant of
the town. The Romans had built a wall around Bethlehem to prevent attacks. The
gates would be locked at sundown, so if you lived outside the town, like many
farmers did, you needed to get out before the sunset. Conversely, if you lived
inside you needed to be back before the gates were locked," Tyler said.
"Luke's mother gave him some money and sent him to one of the farmer's markets
outside of the city walls. He was to pick up nuts, dates, and pomegranates to go
with their dinner that night. She warned him sternly that his father would be
very angry if he wasn't back in time!" Tyler continued.
"Luke headed outside of the city walls and went to the farmer's market where he
and his mother often shopped. He got all the things she asked for and started
back towards Bethlehem, as it was getting dark. He was passing by an abandoned
barn that he had been by many times when he heard a baby crying. Luke went up to
the broken down barn and peeked in one of the open windows to see a woman
holding a newborn baby wrapped up in her arms. There was donkey eating away at
bits and pieces of grain lying on the ground and there was a man who appeared to
be her husband in there and he was also collecting pieces of grain up and
putting them into a piece of cloth he held in his hand," Tyler said.
"Luke wasn't sure why but he opened the barn door and went inside. The mother
smiled at him as she held her newborn baby and the father seemed a little
concerned at the boy's arrival. Luke walked over to peek at the baby. He could
see how beautiful he was and he turned to see the man put a piece of grain in
his mouth. Luke handed the man his sack of nuts, dates, and pomegranates. The
woman placed her hand on Luke's cheek and thanked him. Luke left as quietly as
he came in. He looked out at the sky and saw the sun had disappeared. He ran as
fast as he could to the gate but it was already locked when he arrived. He
banged on the gate doors and one of the guards opened a peek hole to see Lucas,"
Tyler said.
"The gates are closed for the night! Get lost, boy!" The guard said.
"But Sir! I must get in! My mother will worry!" Luke said.
"No one goes in or out after sundown. boy!" The guard said.
"But Sir! My father will be very angry!" Luke pleaded.
Another guard came up to see what was happening and called, "Lucas?"
"Yes Sir!" Lucas smiled at being recognized.
"What are you doing out here at this time of night! Your father will have your
hide if he finds out you're outside the wall!" The guard said. "Let him in!" he
said to the other guard.
"The rules are...," The first guard protested.
"This boy's father is our Captain! Do you want to be the one who refused his
admittance?" the second guard asked. "I'm sure your punishment will be ten times
what this boy is in for tonight!" he said, and the first guard opened the door.
"Lucas ran as fast as he could to get home." Tyler continued. "When he got home
his mother and father were furious with him. His mother hugged him and then his
father dragged him by his clothes to the dining room table where he demanded to
know where he had been and why he didn't have the nuts, dates, and pomegranates
that his mother sent him to get!"
"Luke told the story of the man, woman, and newborn baby and how they had no
food. His father, angered by Luke's lies, pulled him over his knee and strapped
his son's butt 10 times! Luke cried and cried and when his father finished he
was sent to his bed with no dinner. A little while later Luke's Mom came in with
a bowl of broth and piece of bread for her son to eat. She also brought wet
towels and some oils to rub over Luke's strap burns and boils from his father's
beating. Luke was lying face down on his bed whimpering when his mother came in.
She pulled up his night shirt to look at the damage his father had done and to
her surprise there were no markings at all."
"She had heard the rumours about the coming of Christ and she then knew that
everything Luke had told was the truth. Luke rolled over to notice that he had
no pain."
"Lucas, eat your broth!" she said.
"But Mama? Look! I have no scars and no pain," Luke said. Luke's mother looked
out his window to see one very bright star directly overhead and she knew that
all the rumours were true and that the Son of God had arrived. She covered Luke
back up and told him never to speak again of what happened tonight!" Tyler said.
"End of story."
Neither Luke nor Casey said a word. Tyler kissed both of them and told them
goodnight.
Tyler tapped on Derek's bedroom door before opening. "You don't have to knock,
Ty. It's your room too!" Derek said.
Derek was lying on the bed wearing his robe. Tyler's robe was lying on the bed
beside him and Derek was playing with the jar of Boy Butter.
"Sorry, force of habit...," Tyler said going into his suitcase. "I'll be right
back! I won't be long!" Tyler said walking through the bathroom and into Kyle's
room. Kyle was sitting at his computer chatting with Chris on MSN.
"Got your cam on?" Tyler asked.
"Uh huh..." Kyle said typing away on his keyboard.
"Can you kill the cam for a second. Maybe tell Chris you need to reboot?" Tyler
suggested.
"Sure... why?" Kyle asked.
"Because I asked you too." Tyler said winking. Kyle shut down his MSN and
clicked the power button on his cam.
"What's up?" Kyle asked.
"I wanted to give you something but I didn't want to give it to you in front of
Chris." Tyler said and Kyle grinned.
"Should I get naked now?" Kyle asked. "It's a joke, Ty!"
Tyler ignored his joke and said, "Here you go!" Tyler handed him a second all
access pass to the Gatorade Washington National X-Games qualifying classic.
"You get to take a buddy with you. Anyone you want but just in case something
happens between you and Chris I suggest you hold on to it until closer to July,"
Tyler said.
"Nothing will happen Ty, but I will take your advice," Kyle said and hugged him.
"Thank you Kyle for making this my best Christmas ever. It wouldn't have
happened if it weren't for you," Tyler said.
"Wasn't anything my hero wouldn't have done." Kyle said winking at Tyler. "You
know Ty, the weird thing is that all this cool stuff I got for Christmas doesn't
compare to having you here."
"Damn, when are the gifts going to stop coming?" Tyler asked aloud.
"There are more gifts?" Kyle asked.
"No, that isn't what I meant, Kyle," Tyler said.
"I know what you meant!" Kyle said giving him a hug. "You better get going, Ty,
you've got a big night ahead of you!" Kyle said winking.
"Shit! I forgot there are no secrets between brothers!" Tyler said smiling. "Any
advice for me?" Tyler asked.
"Yeah, you should start slowly! Perhaps on someone a little bit smaller than
Derek?" Kyle said winking.
"Go to bed, assmite!" Tyler said, getting up.
"Can I watch?" Kyle teased.
"No!" Tyler said.
"Can I put the webcam in there and watch from here?" Kyle asked.
"NO!" Tyler said shaking his head with a grin.
"Oh, Ty?" Kyle called.
"What?" Tyler said.
"You'd better do a number two first, huh?" Kyle winked.
"Night Kyle, love you!" Tyler said
"Night Ty! Call me if you need me!" Kyle offered laughing.
"Bed! Now!" Tyler said closing the bathroom door.
"I heard that great lovers through out time have screamed the name Kyle when
achieving orgasm!" Kyle yelled laughing.
"I hate you!" Tyler said.
"So put the sign back up on the front lawn!" Kyle laughed. "Seriously Ty, one
finger, two fingers, three fingers more... add one more and we'll call you a
whore!" Kyle said as he fell back on his bed laughing.
Tyler had a number two, a shower to clean himself inside and out, and then he
dried himself off. He came back into the room carrying his clothes.
Derek was snoring away. "Nice try Derek. You do many irritating things but
snoring isn't one of them." Tyler said and Derek started to laugh. Tyler laid
his bath towel down on the bed. Derek brought Tyler down on top of him and began
kissing him.
"I love you, Tyler," Derek said.
"I love you too, Derek!" Tyler said.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Derek asked.
"Yes and no!" Tyler said. "I don't really want anything in there including my
own finger but I want you in there. It sort of consummates our relationship and
besides we are equal partners and if I can enter you then you can enter me!"
Tyler added.
"We don't have to do this tonight Ty. Why don't we wait until you are more
relaxed?" Derek asked.
"Derek, thinking about it makes me uptight. I want you to make love to me. I
know the first time isn't going to be good but I hope in time that I can please
you," Tyler said.
"Ty! You please me in a hundred different ways that are more important than
this! Sex isn't even in the top ten things I like about you," Derek said kissing
him.
"Shut up and grab the Boy Butter!" Tyler said smiling. Derek opened the jar.
"Just relax and I will walk you through it every step of the way." Derek said.
"You really should be starting with someone smaller than me, like Kyle," Derek
suggested.
"Shut the fuck up, Derek!" Tyler said pulling his knees up to his chin.
"How does anyone breath with their knees in their chest?" Tyler asked gasping.
"The lack of oxygen to the brain numbs the pain," Derek said winking. "Put your
knees down Ty and relax." Derek slid down the bed and turned Tyler on his side
and began sucking his member. He worked his hand in between Tyler's legs and
began rubbing Ty's ring back and forth with Boy Butter. Derek looked at Tyler to
see him hanging on to the headboard with his eyes shut and mouth hanging open as
he panted.
Derek worked his way up inside to his fingernail watching Tyler's face for a
change in expression. He then moved in deeper to his knuckle.
"Pain?" Derek asked.
"No... more like slight discomfort," Tyler said.
"Want me to stop?" Derek asked.
"No." Tyler said.
When Derek got his whole finger in he left it there and didn't move. He then
wiggled the tip of his finger around inside without moving in or out. A slight
smile appeared on Tyler's face and his breathing relaxed a little. Derek slowly
moved his finger back and forth picking up the pace. He looked down at Tyler's
cock to see it had shrunk and softened a little. He carefully lapped up the
precum that had pooled inside the foreskin.
Placing his middle finger on top of his index finger he inserted the tip in to
pass the ring as quickly as possible. Derek stopped once inside knowing that
Tyler would flinch and he did! This time Derek picked up the pace moving his
crossed fingers in and out a little faster about three times and then stopping
to let Tyler rest. He repeated this cycle a couple of more times and stopped.
When Tyler's breathing relaxed again he moved his two fingers so they were now
side-by-side and worked them back and forth. Derek made sure his hand was
vertical with Tyler's crack and he then started to separate his fingertips as
wide as he could and then close them again. He then began to work the two
fingers in and out faster and faster. He looked at Tyler to see a bit of drool
running down the side of his face. Derek laughed to himself, knowing that
Tyler's concentration must have been strong for him to not notice he was
drooling.
The third finger brought Tyler out of his trance as his eyes popped wide open!
"Okay," Derek said, "We'll stick with two fingers!"
"Nuff fingers! Let's do the nasty," Tyler said, smiling and Derek started
laughing.
"Okay Ty, get up on top and I'm going to be on the bottom." Derek said.
"I thought it was supposed to be the other way around?" Tyler asked.
"Considering you're the smartest guy I know you sure are dumb about some
things," Derek said.
Derek lay down and rolled a condom on.
"Why are you wearing a condom?" Tyler asked.
"Because the first few times you might bleed a little and we don't want either
of us getting any infection. Not to mention the general mess is concealed in one
handy disposable container," Derek said smiling.
"You are smart! Should I be taking notes?" Tyler teased.
"No need. I plan on practicing this a lot until you get it right," Derek teased.
Tyler sat on top of Derek and leaned down to kiss him. "Good!" Derek said. "Now
don't sit down until I am in line. When you sit up I want you to impale yourself
slowly on me and if you really want to make this as painless as possible then
you will push like you are taking a hard dump and it will go much easier."
"Oh God, that's tight," Derek moaned as Tyler worked his way over Derek's head
and stopped.
"Yer preachin' to the choir!" Tyler said stopping to rest.
"Just relax and remember you quit anytime you want," Derek said.
"Thanks for being patient with me Derek," Tyler said, holding Derek's hands up
in the air.
Tyler bounced his way down Derek's shaft. "Well that's a new way of doing it.
How do you feel?" Derek asked
"Full! I feel like I need to take a dump right now," Tyler strained to say.
"Straighten your body out Ty. It leaves more room!" Derek said. "Oh my God you
are such a tight-ass," Derek added laughing and Tyler flinched his sphincter
muscle on Derek making Derek moan in pleasure.
"Just relax for a bit, Tyler. There is no rush! Tell me one of your boring
stories?" Derek teased. Tyler smiled and flinched his sphincter again.
"Oh God! Oh, Yeah!" Derek said. "Okay Ty, I want you to count backwards from 30
out loud but quietly!"
When Tyler finished counting backwards his breathing had returned to normal.
"How do you feel?" Derek asked.
"Like I wanna get fucked!" Tyler said grinning.
"Let's try something. Sit up just a little on your knees." Derek asked and Tyler
raised himself up a few inches. Derek began slowly grinding in and out. Tyler
leaned down to kiss Derek that in turn gave Derek more room to grind Tyler's
ass. The only sound that could be heard beyond two mouths panting was Derek's
balls slapping off of his ass.
"Now, Ty, I want you to find that spot! You control the speed and depth!" Derek
asked.
Tyler worked very slowly up and down. He stopped to ask Derek to add more Boy
Butter, which he did. There was a cooling sensation from the Boy Butter that
helped Tyler to feel less inflamed on the inside. Tyler didn't really understand
what he meant until he got up so high that Derek's head was barely inside him.
Tyler smiled.
"Find it?" Derek asked. Tyler grinned and began moving very fast in very short
strokes.
"Now I'm going to double your pleasure, Ty! Slow down just a bit." Derek asked
and Tyler slowed. Derek felt Tyler's precum dripping rapidly on his tummy. Derek
began to fuck Tyler from the bottom cutting Tyler's workload in half. Tyler's
eyes were rolling back in his head and Derek called it quits!
"Okay Ty. Stop!" Derek said.
"Huh? What? Why?" Tyler asked.
"Because it's time to bring you home. Plant yourself down deep on me." Derek
ordered. "Now we're going to roll over!"
"Huh?" Tyler asked.
"Hold on to me tight and we are going to change positions!" Derek said and
rolled Tyler on to his back. Derek put his arms under each of Tyler's shoulders
and kissed him.
"I love you so much, Tyler," Derek said softly.
"I love you too!" Tyler whimpered. Derek laughed to himself.
Derek worked his rhythm back up and Tyler grabbed on to his own cock and started
jerking himself off.
"Tell me when you are close and when you are I want you to stop." Derek asked.
Tyler gave him a perplexed look but continued jacking himself.
"Close," was all Tyler said.
Tyler's sphincter clamped down tight on Derek's cock just before Derek pulled
out. When Derek pulled back the front half of the condom was still inside Tyler.
The snapping of the condom flying off and hitting Tyler made him scream. Derek
grabbed both of their cocks and jerked them off together. As he leaned in to
kiss Tyler their orgasms began. Tyler was holding Derek and moaning while they
kissed.
When their mutual orgasms ended Derek slurped up their body oils and shared it
with Tyler. They kissed for a moment after and then Derek said, "I need to
remove it Ty!"
"Noooooo! That's going to hurt." Tyler whined.
"It's not going to hurt I promise! I am sorry about the condom coming off,"
Derek said, laughing. "Bet that really hurt along with me pulling out?" He said
trying to control his laughter.
"Mmmmm hmmmm." Tyler agreed.
"So what did it feel like?" Derek asked as he slowly removed the empty condom
and set on the towel beside them.
"Like passing Honda Civic!" Tyler said.
"What? You mean like on the highway?" Derek asked and Tyler rolled his eyes and
shook his head.
Derek laughed and said, "I'm just teasing you Tyler."
"I wanted to feel you have your orgasm inside of me," Tyler moaned.
"That's an old wives' tale I believe." Derek said. "I can't feel a thing unless
you hit my prostate." Derek picked up the condom and turned the table lamp on.
"Good news, there's no blood!" Derek said smiling.
"Why do I feel like I have internal bleeding then?" Tyler joked.
"Don't worry that feeling will go away... in a week or two!" Derek joked.
"Huh?" Tyler said.
"It's a joke, though you're definitely not running in the morning," Derek said
laughing.
"I doubt I will be walking in the morning?" Tyler said and Derek snorted.
"Are you going to be okay? Seriously!" Derek asked.
"I've never been better, Derek," Tyler said, kissing Derek and turning out the
light.
"Merry Christmas, Ty."
"Merry Christmas, Derek."
"Merry Christmas you guys!" Kyle said from the darkened space between the
bathroom door and the wall.
"Kyle!!!!!!!!" Tyler and Derek yelled.
Kyle snorted and ran back to his room.
To be
continued…
Posted: 12/29/08