A GAY GUY’S GARDEN OF VERSES
(OR METRICAL CORNY HORNY PORN)
by:
Will B
(Copyright
2007 by the Author)
The author retains all rights. No reproductions are
allowed without the author's consent. Comments are appreciated at...
These verses are sent in the hope that they may amuse, shock, or even cause a leak or two of precum. Please send any feedback (except flames) to the humble author.
J have no plans to post this work anywhere, mainly because I don’t know of a place that accepts posts of gay porn poetry.
I am starting to compile a second series of these raunchy rhymes. If anyone wants to try their hand at composing such, I will be glad to include it in the next series, with due credit given to the author.
Remember, to put a little fun in your life, try MMMMM*
I. Mother Goose Revisited
II. Limericks
III. Show Tunes
IV. Original Rhymes
Gary, Gary, quite the fairy,
How does your penis grow?
By groping balls and cock rings too,
And pretty boys’ asses all in a row.
Old King Cole had a very long pole
A very long pole had he.
He lubed up his dick
Until it was slick,
And called for his cock suckers three
Jack and Phil went up the hill
To do some sixty-nine.
Jack went down and sucked Phil’s crown
And the cum that came was mighty fine!
Perry had a bitch-slave, his ass was white as snow.
And everywhere that Perry went his ho’ was sure to go.
It followed him to the pool one day, which was against the rule.
As Perry stripped, his bitch did sip
And the jism shot out of Perry’s tool.
Hickory lickory dick
His tongue runs up my prick
Hickory dickory cock
His lips caress my dick.
The precum moistens my glans
And my cum shoots into his hands.
Kyle and Jess stripped down to play
In the merry merry month of May
Said Kyle to Jess, “Will you suck me today?”
Said Jess to Kyle, “I will if you stay,
And promise to swallow my spray.”
Fuck buddy, fuck buddy, where have you been
I’ve been to London to butt fuck an old queen.
Fuck buddy, fuck buddy, what did you there?
I tickled his balls under his bush hair.
Fuck buddy, fuck buddy, what happened then?
He shot his hot load again and again.
Fuck buddy, fuck buddy, what did he say?
“Fuck me, oh fuck me, and with my dick play!
Fuck buddy, fuck buddy. What happens next?
It’s your turn now, friend, for some good hot sex!
Georgie Porgie, a cocksucking guy
Rimmed the boys’ asses and made them sigh.
When each boy zipped up his fly,
Georgie Porgie began to cry.
Tom,Tom, the piper’s son
Beat my meat and away he run,
My meat was eat, then Tom was beat
Off, and he went spewing down the street.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick
But he got fucked by a candle stick.
Jack was not dumb, he was not thick.
He wanted that wax in his ass—
Oh my, but he was slick.
II. Limericks
There one was a guy from Nantuck-et
Who dearly loved being butt fuck-ed.
Until he got one hot blow
Job and now he did know
That he really liked being cocksuck-ed!
A studly sailor out on the blue
Was horny from needing to screw.
He bent over the rail
And got rammed in his tail
And said to his buddy “It’s your turn now, so I’ll do you.”
There once was a handsome young twink
Whose cockhead was shiny and pink
Till one day, just as a prank
He let his buddy give him a wank
Now in the circle jerk he’s a horny link.
Jack and Chris were two lusty blokes
Who loved giving each other gentle cock strokes.
Faster they beat each other’s meat
And generated more heat
Until each was giving his bud’s ass some long hard pokes.
A cute Asian dude from Hong Kong
Was excessively proud of his prong.
He shook it and waved it
And regularly shaved it
Which made it look thin and long.
A horny young hunk name of Pete
Said to his friend “Please beat my meat.”
Said the friend, “I will, don’t you know,
And I’ll give you a blow
Job since you’re giving me something to eat.”
III. Show Tunes and Old tunes
1. (from Oliver).
I’d do anything , for you, dear, anything
Yes, I’d do anything, for you, queer, anything!
Would you lube my pole? Anything.
Would you rim my hole? Anything.
Would you lick my dick? Anything.
Would you suck my prick? Anything.
Yes, I’d do anything for you, queer, just anything.
While cruising in the Park one day, in the merry merry month of May
I was taken by surprise by a pair of unzipped flies.
In a moment my poor heart was stole away!
There stood two handsome dudes in the merry merry month of May
With their cocks waving in the air
It was all that I could do to stare and stare
“Why, guys,” I asked, “what are you doing, in this merry merry month of May?”
“Looking for some hot hot screwing,
Our cocks are ready for some fun, our sausages need a bun.”
“Then search no longer,” I replied, “In this merry merry month of May,
My thighs and butt will be the buns your hot pricks need.
In front and back, I’ll take your seed, so let’s make some hay!”
IV. Original Rhymes
This pastiche, taken from a film bio of James M. Cohan, starring Jimmy Cagney, is dedicated to that prolific author, DD, in recognition of the awful April Fool’s Joke he played on his unsuspecting readers, in Chapter 29 of The Master and the Mate (Also known as The Masterbates!).
You're a grand old fag,
You're a cum sucking fag
And forever may your raging hard-on wave.
You're the emblem of the cock suckers we love.
The home of the studs and their slaves.
Ev'ry prick shoots true
And auld acquaintance should have their frot
With that grand old fag!
1. Some say anal is banal
And oral’s amoral
But when I’m hot
I want to frot
Head to head and dick to dick
Cock to cock and prick to prick
Grinding, binding, screwing your belly
Until I shoot my load of thick white jelly!
At night I lie on my bed and lay with my balls
With one hand or two, I squeeze and I knead ‘em
With spit on my palm my nipples I lube
Until hot white ropes shoot out of my tube.
A Poetic Recipe
Lay your naked buddy flat on his back
Tickle his shaft so it doesn’t get slack
Shave his pubes if needed
So the ultimate flavor won’t be impeded.
Take a can of whipped cream
(Keep it cold so when you cover his cock, he’ll scream
With delight), and then some chocolate syrup dribble
It from helmet to root (but not your’re not yet ready to nibble!).
Then carefully place a cherry on the tip of his slit…
And you will have created your very own banana split.
Enjoy!
This is a poem about two boys going to school on a train. Of course, any resemblance to the characters created and owned by other authors is purely accidental.
The train pulled out with whistling and clanking
And the two friends settled down for some serious wanking.
They’d gotten their shafts all nice and slick
When they seemed to hear the wheels saying
Lick-a-da-dick, lick-a-da-dick, lick-a-da-dick,
Without a word they stripped off their clothes and got on the floor
And did 69 for a half hour or more.
When they saw that this was mind-boggling fun
They decided to swallow each other’s cum
Right there on the floor, and acted as each other’s bitch-whore.
Give me your dicks and pricks
Your raging hardons yearning to shoot free
I lift my mouth as a red hot door.
Extra Added Attraction: A Game For Two
* Strip card game
Remove the face cards.
Deal the remaining cards face down. Each player turns up one card at a time.
High card tells the low card to take off one article of clothing.
If both players draw two cards of equal value, continue drawing until one player gets a high card.
When both players are completely stripped players begin to draw the face cards, one player at a time.
If a player draws a jack he can use his hands or tell his partner to use his hands in any way he wants.
If a player draws a queen, he can use his mouth or tell his partner to use his mouth wherever he wants.
If the king is drawn, the player can use his prick as he pleases, or allow his partner to use his prick.
If an Ace is drawn, anything goes- JO, frot, oral or anal, even s/m.
* Oh, yes, what’s MMMMM? Why Mutual Manipulation of Your Best Mate’s Mutual Member!
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Enjoy!
Posted: 06/29/07