The American Way
The American Way
By:
Randall Austin
(© 2013 by the author)
The author retains all rights. No reproductions are allowed without the author's
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John Powers, managing director of 'Sherman, Lawson, and Stingle Imports' called
Sherman, Lawson, and Stingle's marketing director into his office.
"Okay Bill, I need to know what's going on down there
on the sales room floor. Why in the hell isn't that fresh acquisition of Russian
and Czech stock moving? They're all beauties and we haven't had even a single
bid on one of them. What's going on?"
Bill Levertson knew he would be questioned sooner or later on the lack of bids
placed on his 12 latest Eastern European servants.
"Well, they are not really competitively priced, for
starters. Let's face it. Anyone who knows the business
is well aware that they could go and pick up similar
quality material at 'Servant Services' or at any state run
auction house for almost a third less than we are charging."
John knew the business and would have none of his marketing director's
reasoning, "Oh get off it, Bill! You know as well as I do that price has nothing
to do with it. People come to Sherman, Lawson, and Stingle for its name brand
recognition and guarantee. They don't care about the cost for the most part.
We've never encountered this kind of resistance before. I need to know what in
the hell is going on."
Bill responded cautiously, because he was somewhat apprehensive about making a
suggestion that didn't go along with long standing Sherman, Lawson, and Stingle
policy.
"Well, you know Mr. Powers. Times are changing, somewhat. 'Servant Services'
decks out their stock on the showroom floor rather garishly."
"Of course, I know that. That's one of the reasons anyone with any taste never
shops there!"
"Well sir, there is something of a trend these days towards treating servants
more like servants, and making them look like servants, if you know what I mean.
We have always prided ourselves on treating our stock respectfully, not
demeaning them in any way. But that's not what's selling anymore, sir. People
want to see slaves looking slaves."
Bill paused to make direct eye contact, and then continued. "Mr. Powers, sir,
with all due respect, the political landscape is changing. What with the war and
all, people think that servants should be doing their part. It's not too much to
ask a servant to go the extra mile if our free boys are risking their lives in
wars around the world fighting for our freedom."
Mr. Powers pinched his chin, "What exactly are you suggesting, Bill? That
because of the war we should start displaying our stock in loin cloths, and
decorate their bodies with body paint."
"Well, sir, that would be just mimicking what the lower quality houses are
doing. No, what I suggest is that we display our servants not merely costumed,
but truly and appropriately rigged. Not mere decoration, but truly modified."
"For example?"
"What I think we need to do is to ring our boys. Severely so! In line with the
new thinking that servants are servants, you want to fit the boys with giant
nose rings, so they look like they were meant to work. You see a giant nose ring
through a fit boy's septum, and that kid is going to look like a work animal to
a customer strolling through the viewing room. Nose rings make servants look
like they were meant to work. It makes them look like some kind of animal, like
they're bulls or oxen. Like oxen meant to work, and work hard. That's what
servants are for after all."
Mr. Powers nodded approvingly, and Bill continued, "And we also need to cock
ring every one of them. A giant weighted cock ring through the dick head helps a
boy to really feel like a servant. When you've got a tethering ring tugging down
on your penis, you're going to know that you're owned and that you are a
servant; a servant meant to work and obey. Cock rings help boys to feel like
servants. And sure helps to make them look like servants."
Mr. Powers now spoke enthusiastically, "You know, you may just be right about
all of this. Maybe it's time for a change."
Bill continued, "I think ringing is the key, and we shouldn't stop with nose and
dick rings. Large rings through the tits not only add to the look and feel of a
servant, but also are practical for workplace and punishment tethering. Along
with them, but more for decorative purposes, weighted ear and belly button rings
add more metal to the body and contribute to the look of animal servitude which
is what we are attempting to enhance."
Mr. Powers was happy with this idea that sounded like it could be a solution,
"You know, Bill, I think we should go with this! I think people are ready to see
servants finally looking like servants, just like in olden times!"
Bill was pleased at his boss's acceptance of his marketing idea, "Sir, the
general public is ready and wants to see servants looking like servants. Heavy
ringing, along with nude display is what they want to see."
Mr. Powers wondered, "Heavily ringed I agree with, but nude?"
Bill was eager to respond, "Mr. Powers, people want to see servants heavily
ringed because that means to them that they are heavily controlled. People want
to feel secure in these times. They want to see rings all over the bodies of the
servant population because they know that a heavily ringed servant can be easily
secured and tethered." "And what goes along with this ringing of servants
concept is more body display. The rings can only be seen if the servant is nude.
It adds to the public's comfort level with the servant population. It's in line
with people wanting to see servants finally treated like servants. And nothing
reinforces the idea of servitude to both the general population and the servant
population than servant nudity."
"Now, Mr. Powers, I realize that in the past we here at Sherman, Lawson, and
Stingle Imports prided ourselves on our discretion; how we didn't sink to the
vulgar and garish marketing techniques of our competitors. Sir, I would argue
that what our competitors are currently doing in dressing up their servants in
loincloths, or toga type garb for their catalogues, or painting their torsos
colorfully, is indeed trash. It serves no purpose but to lure the gullible. What
we would be doing in heavily ringing our product would not be just window
dressing, but reestablishing a servant's rightful presentation for society."
Mr. Powers was truly happy for the first time in a long time, "Bill, I have to
tell you; I am ecstatic. I think this is our ticket for the 21st century. I
think when the general public sees these giant dangling
nose and cock rings on our product, they are going to eat it up! It will speak
to them of utter and total domination. Rings demonstrate total control."
"Mr. Powers, do you want me to go ahead and have the Eastern European boys
re-processed, and set new display protocols."
Mr. Powers was quick to respond, "No, not just those twelve boys. I think we
need to signal a new direction. I want the entire inventory ringed!"
Bill opened his mouth, "Sir? Every piece?"
Mr. Powers nodded assumingly, "Every piece! I want full body rings on all of
them. We have almost 4000 pieces. I want them all ringed."
Bill spoke, "Well then we will definitely want customized rings with our logo."
Mr. Powers nodded again, "Absolutely. You probably should place an initial order
to Goldstein Jewelers for at least 10,000 cock rings, 10,000 large diameter and
thick caliper nose rings, 20,000 tit and earrings and 10,000 navel rings. Most
of our customers will probably want them in gold or platinum. But maybe make a
small percentage of the order for stainless steel as well."
As Bill quickly took notes, Mr. Powers was eager to get some ringed boys on the
showroom floor.
"Let's go ahead and get those twelve Eastern European
boys body-ringed and displayed nude. It'll be like a little test market."
Bill smiled a salute, "Will do sir. They'll be ringed today, and should be
healed and ready for display by the end of the week!"
The End.
Posted: 01/04/13